Thanked Posts by Item 9

1. 2019-01-21 at 11:38 PM UTC in What? No stupid, arcane, idiotic, useless trivia, bullshit, shitpost threads!?!
   

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   Taking a day off for MLK Jr
   
   
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2. 2018-03-23 at 3:19 AM UTC in Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?
   

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   Whats it matter?
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3. 2018-03-23 at 3:11 AM UTC in Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   So its like your hand isn't touching his dick at all, but your still controlling the fake hand thats beating him off. Homo or no homo?
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4. 2018-11-15 at 2:49 AM UTC in From The Heart
   

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   Are you from Iraq?
   
   

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5. 2019-02-02 at 7:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

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   Originally posted by DietPiano FUN BUNCH
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   ~Literal schizos~
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   donated life to science
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6. 2019-01-26 at 4:02 PM UTC in So I told my mom to suck my dick last night...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   OF COIRSE, OBVIOISLY, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING I don't litterally want my mom to suck my dick... but yeah, i was like "go suck my dick" (cause she was beijg a bitch, of coiurse, ....does it even need saying)
   
   I acted like i didn't mean too... but i did... "suck my dick mom"
   
   bitch needs to fuck off and have somebidy tell her to suck their dick sometikes,mys know?
   
   If she memtions it later like it matters i'll call jer a Fudgepacker or some other equal nonsense.
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7. 2019-01-21 at 5:54 PM UTC in Breaking news: Actor found with an empty 211 tall can in his room
   

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8. 2019-01-21 at 11:23 PM UTC in I actually feel sorry for some of you
   

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   Reported for bullying & harassment. 🤓
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9. 2019-01-21 at 12:43 AM UTC in Don't order from Bluekem labs
   

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   I miss DRC
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10. 2019-01-20 at 12:10 AM UTC in Not trying to brag or anything, but...
    

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    I have over $100,000,000 🤥
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11. 2019-01-18 at 7:27 PM UTC in Best time to roll a J
    

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    April 20th, 2020, at 4:20.
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12. 2019-01-16 at 11:10 PM UTC in "I'm Irish"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG Every time I hear this shit I wanna strangle a white person.
    
    You can have an Irish great grandfather
    
    You can have an Irish father
    
    But unless both of your parents are ethnically Irish from Ireland, you are not Irish. Same goes for every other crayola color of blood out there.

    
    dude, like whatever 🙄
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13. 2019-01-14 at 8:53 PM UTC in Coaching a DEVOUT Christian sports team
    

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    Whole team dies in bus accident
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    • mmQ
14. 2019-01-13 at 8:06 PM UTC in Why is ~L J~ a member here?
    

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15. 2019-01-12 at 9:53 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

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    Originally posted by Solstice Time to microdose some liquor before I leave the house

    
    
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16. 2019-01-10 at 4:37 AM UTC in Nitrous Oxide is Awesome.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Of all the trucks i've done (basically everything except cocaine, PCP, and mushrooms) Nitrous Oxide is hands down the best out of the all.
    
    "But you're only high like 20 seconds"
    
    Such an awesome truck that delivers heaven on earth can only last so long. So what? Just load another whippit :icon14: 👍
    
    The world would be so much better if N2O was Recreatiomally legal, + abundant at bars & shit, and abundantly available.
    
    And I ain't even hit the shit in months
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17. 2019-01-12 at 6:53 AM UTC in What would be the best kind of honey to put on your dick?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    What if a condom was packed full of honey and then you put it on and then banged someone or jacked off with it? I'm just curious.
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18. 2019-01-12 at 6:33 AM UTC in The old man sits from afar
    

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    👁👁
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    • GGG
19. 2019-01-11 at 10:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

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    👁 👁
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    • GGG
20. 2018-04-04 at 4:51 AM UTC in What is the worst reaction to psychedelic drugs you've ever seen?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I pissed myself right in bed, on the blanket and sheets. Laying there feeling like shit in my cold wet piss...
    
    ...But the desktop picture on my computer loooed REALLY cool tho, so I'd call it a wash. I was also able to wash the sheets and blankets so whatever.
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