Thanked Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-03-27 at 2:11 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enter How so, Item 9?
   
   …No, I don't like that. It doesn't seem personal. I'm sticking with Actor.
   
   How so, Actor?

   
   muh' paychex.
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2. 2018-03-27 at 8:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RestStop A glass of scotch will hit the spot.

   
   With 2 or 3 etiz.
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3. 2018-03-27 at 8:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Should have etiz thrusday
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   • RestStop, 
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4. 2018-03-23 at 3:31 AM UTC in Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   No...but lets say theres a live video and audio feed of the dude your remote beating off.
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5. 2018-03-23 at 6:36 AM UTC in Attempt to psychoanalyze the user above you
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   bipolar
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6. 2018-03-24 at 9:31 PM UTC in Lol, I fucking hate poor people.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   That still ain't Ultra-rich
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7. 2018-03-24 at 10:13 PM UTC in Comedians
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Some are ok, some suck.
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8. 2018-03-24 at 10:31 PM UTC in Comedians
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Nah they all suck.

   
   Even that one guy?
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9. 2018-03-24 at 10:39 PM UTC in *resurrects thread*
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   *resurrects thread*
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10. 2018-03-24 at 10:46 PM UTC in Police chases
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    When they're like "We'd like to see this end peacefully" what they really mean is "as long as nobody except the suspect gets hurt, we'd like to see this end with a good crash".
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11. 2018-03-25 at 12:41 AM UTC in What do large goldfish taste like?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    You know those orange & white fish you see in little ponds, you think they taste alright?
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12. 2018-03-25 at 12:44 AM UTC in Lostcause Mod from Reddit
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock 'm jedi, but I'm considered white.

    
    Poser :icon13:
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13. 2018-03-25 at 1:14 AM UTC in I think I'm done with lottery tockets for a while.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *tickets
    
    Just dropped $8 on a ticket, didn't fuckin win...fuck that
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14. 2018-03-25 at 2:13 AM UTC in i hate microsoft so fucking much i cant stand it
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Edit: wrong thread
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15. 2018-03-25 at 2:13 AM UTC in I think I'm done with lottery tockets for a while.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    This paticular kind of ticket, no, but I woulda won a lot more.
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16. 2018-03-25 at 2:15 AM UTC in I need a vacation.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I've been through enough shit, I deserve a kick ass vacation.
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17. 2018-03-25 at 3:59 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ Who?
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18. 2018-03-25 at 4:01 AM UTC in Remember when things were easy?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Remember when things were simple?
    
    Remember when things were carefree?
    
    
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19. 2018-03-25 at 4:40 AM UTC in I need a vacation.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    If I could, I would. Why dont you just throw down a few hundered more and make a pit stop in MI Mr. Big spenda
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20. 2018-03-25 at 4:43 AM UTC in I need a vacation.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    sweet. when i get new computer or ipad we could video chat too
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