Thanked Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-04-05 at 3:58 PM UTC in I just took a big piss.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   into the toilet :icon14:
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2. 2018-04-05 at 5:06 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra stay paranoid for much, much longer

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by aldra stay paranoid for much, much longer

   
   Etiz and/or alcohol.
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2018-04-05 at 5:28 PM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   weed sucks
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4. 2018-04-05 at 10:08 PM UTC in What if...
   

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   ... ?
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5. 2018-04-06 at 3:47 AM UTC in I love hating on Actor.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I can get like 3 or 4 shots tommorow to relax when I'm stoned.
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6. 2018-04-06 at 3:49 AM UTC in How the FUCK do I get a tan?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Step 1: Lay in sun for fuckin hours. It takes such a long ass fucking time just tan your front side and keep your back turned or wear a unbuttoned shirt.
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   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2018-04-06 at 3:55 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I cant smoke past 12:30 or my eyes will looked stoned at work
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8. 2018-04-06 at 5:09 AM UTC in I love hating on Actor.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   i can get 1 more 20 when paypal transfers
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   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2018-04-06 at 5:17 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   The problem is saggy eyelids.
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2018-04-06 at 5:20 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    nope nope nope
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2018-04-06 at 5:24 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Well maybe, maybe I could...but i'm too lazy to take out the glass dick again.
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    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2018-04-06 at 6:03 AM UTC in Come hang out in the trash with me!
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *sigh* Ah shit...
    
    Enter, make me a drink with 5 shots or several drinks ready when I get back.
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    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2018-04-07 at 5:02 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I just smoked a big crumb of wax.
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    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2018-04-07 at 5:09 AM UTC in My hilarious jokes thread calm down
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Are you from iraq? Cause I wanna see you baghdad ass up.
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15. 2018-04-07 at 5:13 AM UTC in bitcoin
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I wish there was an ATM right at the corner gas station.
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    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2018-04-07 at 5:14 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    brownies
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    • The Self Taught Man
17. 2018-04-07 at 5:23 AM UTC in You never want to hear your driver or pilot say "fuck this"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    That would be...eerie?
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    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2018-04-07 at 5:32 AM UTC in You never want to hear your driver or pilot say "fuck this"
    

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    lmao
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    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2018-04-07 at 5:41 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Wax + lightbulb + blowtorch = get stoned
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    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2018-04-07 at 5:47 AM UTC in Would you rather have back...
    

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    -mizled
    -kreepyk
    -bumble
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    • The Self Taught Man