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2023-10-18 at 12:48 PM UTC in Guess what stained my shirt 👕The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-23 at 5:41 PM UTC in Thanksgiving Bird 🐔 (and how I ruined it)Everyone is in my house.
I'm hiding in the basement with my Sega.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-23 at 1:21 PM UTC in Thanksgiving Bird 🐔 (and how I ruined it)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-28 at 11:59 AM UTC in Camel and Ostrich RacingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-14 at 4:38 PM UTC in Sick FonaDay 11 of being deaf.
My anxiety is heightened as I'm worried my hearing loss may be permanent.
I'm sad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-12 at 2:02 AM UTC in TORG DAY!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-12 at 1:57 AM UTC in TORG DAY!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-13 at 1 PM UTC in What was/is your worst job?
Mine was working at a place called Think Patented.
They did stuff with paper.
Boring AF paper.
My job was to insert paper covers into plastic cd and DVD cases for games and movies.
On one side of me was a big stack of inserts and the other side a big stand of empty cases.
It was long and boring AF.
Also there was a board up in the break room with most of my coworkers faces on it and for a long while I assumed it was a recognition or awards thing but one day when I was actually sober I looked at it was a sex offender board.
Shortly after I quit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-13 at 4:13 PM UTC in What was/is your worst job?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-27 at 11:29 PM UTC in Sick FonaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-08 at 3:19 AM UTC in My exhaust broke again!Fuck the all of you backyard faggot mechanics.
I'm the one with a YouTube channel.
A bolt together eBay maybe will work would rip $500 out of my ass and there still is no guarantee I even have decent enough mounts left for those rubber doohickeys that hold the shit pipes.
A resonator, 2 mufflers and all the shit in-between can go get fucked cuz I paid some Charley to do it for me so I don't have to fight this one and can get back to trying to figure out how to plug in my Christmas lights.
God damn half you queers don't even have a bicycle yet you wanna argue with me about how a Saturn V rocket works.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-08 at 3:40 AM UTC in Im going to Torg Gaming Expo
Originally posted by aldra join the tournament and beat someone up over crash team racing
Last lan tournament I was in was back in 2006.
Upon arrival my team of 4 found we no longer wanted to be friends and we split into 2 separate teams. Team Fleshlight and Team FuckOFF.
I was on Team FuckOFF playing CS Source doing terrible but there was a rainbow on the horizon as the next team we were to face was made up of a couple losers and a guy with no hands and no legs. (I'm not fucking joking)
This chap had a pokey little bone sticking out of where his elbow should be and the other arm which was also gone around the elbow had a fucking pencil taped to his nub to poke keys.
I was about to "Terrorists Win" all over this disabled freak but 3 2 1 Go and he capped my ass over and over. He even T bagged me.
I was so fucking mad I went off to the bathroom to piss out all the bawls energy drinks I consumed when this fuck face comes rolling up in his wheelchair.
The bathroom door was propped open so he had no trouble getting in. I didn't speak to him at all.
I left the bathroom and closed the door effectively trapping him forever.
After that some really old creepy guy I didn't know took me and my friends to dairy queen for blizzards and then back to his house for some reason.
I dunno who he molested but it wasn't me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-06 at 8:32 PM UTC in Sick FonaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-02 at 8:36 PM UTC in Oil Change 🛢️🚗🔧😆
And I don't replace my oil drain plug gasket ever.
Old cars didn't even have such a thing.
The world is fucked!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-02 at 12:46 AM UTC in Sick FonaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-30 at 11:34 PM UTC in Sick FonaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-28 at 9:52 PM UTC in I'm going to a private, appointment only thrift storeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-26 at 8:36 PM UTC in I'm going to a private, appointment only thrift storeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-25 at 8:46 PM UTC in wow, who snitchedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-25 at 2:41 PM UTC in 7days2Hai: The Official NiS 7 Days to Die ServerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
