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  1. cigreting Dark Matter
    😂
    Someone put a layer of shit over the crumbling foundation. Excellent solution please make more vids
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    There was a foreign guy blaring arabic radio on the bus

    Time to suck the days dick

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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Auto stores in town want $90 for MAF sensor.
    Amazon wants $45 with free shipping.

    1. Tell Auto Zone you will sell them one for half price.
    2. Buy two from Amazon for $90.
    3. Sell one to Auto Zone for $45.
    4. ???
    5. Profit
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  4. I remember back in the day I had to choose between a 1 litre Seat Arosa and a 1.9 litre Peugeot 206 convertible.

    Easy times.
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  5. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Good I really hope it works out for you Fona.
    Every time I tried to flip a car I got fucked because I did way more work than I could recoup.
    It wasn't just the parts involved it was the time spent.
    Time is money don't ever under estimate what your time is worth.
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  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Wait…. You're using a fucking socket wrench to take your wheels off? How dumb are you? Use a damn tire iron what the fuck. No wonder you broke shit.

    I mean like HELLO ???????? god damn son WTF motherfucker maybe you should just give up now,,, son of a bitch no matter where I go all I see is fucked morons everywhere.
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    So I missed yesterday. The manager I'm coolest with is the only one that noticed, he doesn't care. The one that doesn't like me didn't even notice lol

    The day has been EEEEEEZZZZZZ so far I am just chugging coffee and cigs . Most ppl are wed-sat so it's Friday for them. I work tomorrow so I'm just chilling mane

    We are pumping and slamming so hard that everyone has to keep up with us

    For lunch I have taquito, coffee, wagon wheel, tomatoes and ranch and orange. Also a pudding
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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  9. Look at these shit tier molotovs. Who even makes molotovs from a beer bottle?

    90% of the time beer bottles just won't break. You can score the glass, but that's a guessing game. The rag is way too long and loose too. You're going to get petrol on your shoulder if you throw it wrong.

    These look like molotovs which were made by someone who has never thrown a molotov before. If you have never trained with molotovs, you should do it or you aren't a man. Halloween is usually a fun time to do it.

    Zelensky is worse than Hitler - preparing the volksturm of anyone dumb enough to go out and die for his dumb ass, while he cowers in his bunker.
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  10. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Well at least you bought the right shit.
    Those two cans should last awhile good job Fona!
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  11. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    If it was a plugged converter the car would not accelerate as well as he said it does.
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  12. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I dont really give 2 fucks at this point.
    Everything will get done with time.
    Im going to start with scraping the shit paint off the walls and steps.
    Then putting a new coat of paint on.
    That should be enough to keep me busy for a little while.
    Also, there is still a butt load of garbage down there I need to get rid of.

    Unless you're painting it the same day don't bother scraping it because it'll just let moisture in.
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  13. PROOTS Yung Blood


    It is sooo good to see all of your smiling faces.

    How are you?

    If you can guess which country I'm in, I'll Venmo you $50!!!
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  14. It's kinda ironic, I meet her and she's recovering from something that is probably omicron, and sporting massive cold sores. Do I avoid her? No. I kiss her and go down on her and all the usual. Meanwhile she thinks willy is full of diseases, won't touch it with her mouth, won't let me fuck her without a condom, etc.

    I'm using acyclovir cream so I don't get her cold sores (my mom says I get them, I never remember it, but better safe). I dunno what to think about the whole situation. Does she really think my sperm has diseases? I made fun of this throughout our time together, but maybe she's just the sort of nervous wreck who is so afraid of disease she'll never have unprotected sex. Pregnancy never once same up when I was saying "no I don't want to use a condom" and she was telling me "no use condom".

    She wants children, but she wants to wait until she's 45-50 to have them. Yeah, I know, but she genuinely believes it realistic, because some hollywood celebrities have had children at that sort of age. She's about 35 now. Already way too old.
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  15. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by stl1 Recommendation…20 amp circuit (because of heavy electric heater load)…requires 20 amp single pole breaker made by the same manufacturer of the breaker box. Circuit requires 12 gauge wires and 20 amp outlets (can be differentiated from more standard 15 amp outlets by the right angle coming off the shorter leg on the outlet). Black wires go to outlet darker screw terminal, white wire to lighter screw terminal and bare wire to green terminal.

    Because wiring is to be done in a basement, you will probably be required to use a GFCI breaker and conduit.

    I know what I'm talking about here. I did all my own wiring when I added my three bedrooms and a bath upstairs as well as seperate furnace and A/C and it was all checked and approved by the City. If you don't feel 100% confident in your abilities, do not attempt as this type work can kill you or others down the road.

    When my daughter was looking into buying her condo, the previous owner had done some of his own remodeling and the home inspector found that the idiot had miswired several things, the most glaring being that he had wired an outlet so that a metal lamp plugged into the outlet had a "hot" frame. Luckily, there was not a ground nearby to complete the circuit.

    Recommend calling in a professional.

    You should use an AFCI these days.

    I also recommend a professional because if you fuck it up insurance won't cover it.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    food poisoning?
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  17. cigreting Dark Matter
    I dont think hes vaccinated
    I am not and got covid and am fine. I have natural antibodies now
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  18. Having a great valentines day in Kyiv. Irish news were beside the Ryanair desk and wanted to interview me when they seen the Kyiv tag on my luggage, but I was still hazy as it was 6:30am in the morning and I just said no. I should have said something like "it's not happening, but even if it was I'd go anyway", but that's just l'esprit d'escalier.

    Groceries has some bug that could be omicron, we went to a restaurant, then shopping. I offered to buy her an iPhone but she said no, she said she wanted an iPhone before but decided they were a waste of money, I am proud of her for that. We went clothes shopping and got some groceries. Having some wine and food in a nice airbnb apartment.
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  19. Got more votes than any other President in US history, in the most secure election in US history. A guy who shits his pants on the regular, bungles everything he touches, known pay-for-play criminal, friendly with China, known child sniffer, can't navigate a flight of stairs, on a ton of uppers, 50 years in politics and absolutely nothing to show for it. Riiiiigghht.
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  20. G African Astronaut
    Pimp shit, you get ever rare G points son.
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