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2024-12-12 at 9:29 PM UTC in My evolving thoughts on African-Americans
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2024-12-12 at 9:28 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
WE WUZ BOnGmAkERZ11! An shieet. -
2024-12-12 at 9:11 PM UTC in BradleyB's Eggcellent Egg Flats.
Originally posted by Bradley I didn't think of a clever name for this and I probably won't because the first idea that came into my idea was already perfect.
I call these egg flats. I"mma teach how you to make them.
First thing you're gonna need is a tortilla, 2 eggs, and a plate. This could be served otherwise I guess but I don't like that.
Oh and the bullshit to put inside and some spinach.
Folks I can make this in about 3 minutes and people think wow u really made me breakfast, yes nigga u can make 2 of them in 3 mintues just as fast.
The focus as always is speed, low price, healthy. Normally you can't find quick and healthy meals for cheap. Or cheap healthy meals you can make quick. or quick cheap meals that are healthy, but tha't swhat I Specialize in bringing to you.
So cut up your bullshit, for my bullshit I used white onions, jalepenis, green olives, black olives, garlic and red pepper flakes. LIke that shit that goes on pizza.
I put all that cut up bullshit in a bowl, i break 2 eggs in there, I guess u could bust em down like black men do your mother but I like to keep the yolks segregated. I microwave that for 2 mintues. WHile that's microwaving I put a tortila ontop of a toaster like just ontop LOL and push teh buttons down. Taht's a white-hispanic fusion cooking secret.
oh and then I chop up a handful of spinach. I try to eat spinach and mixed vegetables as often as I can and if you don't like to eat those things your health will reflect that sooner or later.
Within 2 mintues everything is done, I pull the toasted tortilla off (it'll have scorch marks the shape of an = sign but who cares?) The point is not to dirty up more than 1 knife, 1 plate, and 1 bowl. Now when those eggs cook they become a flat patty lookin thing.
I put my spianch down on the tortilla and slam the bowl upside down onto it so it knocks everything free. if u use plastic nonstick bowls or tupperware nothing si left on it unlike scrubbing a pan u can just hit this with the soapy dish rag and keep it moving.
I put hot sauce on it cuz I like hot sauce. And I ate it with a fork cuz I like to work at the food before I Roll it up in the tortilla.
BradleyB's Egg Flats
10/10
Wait wait wait. ✋️
You put raw onion in eggs and then microwave it? -
2024-12-12 at 7:57 PM UTC in A serious thread on what your favourite slur is
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2024-12-12 at 6:09 PM UTC in This guy hasn't showered in 60 years and smokes animal shit
Originally posted by Totse2k1 Update the man featured in OP (and OP) died. Local villagers forced him into a stream, where he was held down and rubbed with industrial soap, after getting very soapy he went back to his hovel and proceeded to contract a respiratory infection killing him about 8 days later.
I am so interested and hard right now. -
2024-12-12 at 4:50 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to secure the existence of our people and a future for our children ,(WHITES ONLY)
Resolve was never stronger than in the morning, after the night, when it was never weaker
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2024-12-12 at 4:49 PM UTC in Milk threadWhat's up with all this fartless milk that they've just put out?
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2024-12-12 at 4:31 PM UTC in What's the smallest dick you've ever seen
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2024-12-12 at 4:08 PM UTC in Milk thread
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2024-12-12 at 3:23 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2024-12-12 at 9:38 AM UTC in YawnAir
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2024-12-12 at 9:13 AM UTC in Why I fear End Millenials and Zoomers
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2024-12-11 at 10:34 PM UTC in YawnAir
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2024-12-11 at 9:34 PM UTC in ATTENTION SCRONATTEMSCRON
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2024-12-11 at 9:33 PM UTC in What's the smallest dick you've ever seenAh man it's been a hot minute since I've sat down and googled pictures of dicks.
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2024-12-11 at 9:31 PM UTC in This years Christmas gifts from reps trying to curry my favorImagine the popcorn shits after eating all them in one sitting.
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2024-12-11 at 8:09 PM UTC in threadAllo allo allo
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2024-12-11 at 5:56 PM UTC in 28 years later trailer just droppedWankers
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2024-12-11 at 5:55 PM UTC in My Crispy Week so far
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2024-12-11 at 5:52 PM UTC in Shouting "I'M GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU" at people I don't knowRun down the street naked pointing at your forehead shouting "you too could look this good after 6 months of ozempic"
Profit?
