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2024-12-13 at 7:32 PM UTC in Crispy Friday Fun
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2024-12-13 at 6:44 PM UTC in Crispy Friday FunI've often think about the early 2000s- 2010s before vapes.
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2024-12-13 at 6:21 PM UTC in Is jigga going to go down with puffy?Can't believe what I just typed out but that's the topic title folk
Is jay-z just as fucked a diddy?
I've read 1 and half tweets about it and he probably is -
2024-12-13 at 6:19 PM UTC in Annual "Users We Don't Need Next Year" Thread 2025 Edition
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2024-12-13 at 5:27 PM UTC in african astronautJeffery dicksprout
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2024-12-13 at 2:03 PM UTC in Crispy Friday FunFourth
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2024-12-13 at 2:03 PM UTC in Crispy Friday FunHow much is one fourth of an edible?
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2024-12-13 at 12:12 PM UTC in Jebait the scrubsWhat
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2024-12-13 at 12:09 PM UTC in quelle le date de ton anniversaire?
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2024-12-13 at 9:28 AM UTC in Where do you like your fries from?Best fries are from the cow farm.
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2024-12-13 at 9:27 AM UTC in Favourite "rack off" from this short video
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2024-12-13 at 9:07 AM UTC in Favourite "rack off" from this short video
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2024-12-12 at 10:37 PM UTC in In honor of Ghosts disappearance IHow would you describe the flavour of a ghost?
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2024-12-12 at 10:36 PM UTC in New Years ResolutionAt least try and stop putting cake in your face hole.
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2024-12-12 at 9:29 PM UTC in My evolving thoughts on African-Americans
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2024-12-12 at 9:28 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
WE WUZ BOnGmAkERZ11! An shieet. -
2024-12-12 at 9:11 PM UTC in BradleyB's Eggcellent Egg Flats.
Originally posted by Bradley I didn't think of a clever name for this and I probably won't because the first idea that came into my idea was already perfect.
I call these egg flats. I"mma teach how you to make them.
First thing you're gonna need is a tortilla, 2 eggs, and a plate. This could be served otherwise I guess but I don't like that.
Oh and the bullshit to put inside and some spinach.
Folks I can make this in about 3 minutes and people think wow u really made me breakfast, yes nigga u can make 2 of them in 3 mintues just as fast.
The focus as always is speed, low price, healthy. Normally you can't find quick and healthy meals for cheap. Or cheap healthy meals you can make quick. or quick cheap meals that are healthy, but tha't swhat I Specialize in bringing to you.
So cut up your bullshit, for my bullshit I used white onions, jalepenis, green olives, black olives, garlic and red pepper flakes. LIke that shit that goes on pizza.
I put all that cut up bullshit in a bowl, i break 2 eggs in there, I guess u could bust em down like black men do your mother but I like to keep the yolks segregated. I microwave that for 2 mintues. WHile that's microwaving I put a tortila ontop of a toaster like just ontop LOL and push teh buttons down. Taht's a white-hispanic fusion cooking secret.
oh and then I chop up a handful of spinach. I try to eat spinach and mixed vegetables as often as I can and if you don't like to eat those things your health will reflect that sooner or later.
Within 2 mintues everything is done, I pull the toasted tortilla off (it'll have scorch marks the shape of an = sign but who cares?) The point is not to dirty up more than 1 knife, 1 plate, and 1 bowl. Now when those eggs cook they become a flat patty lookin thing.
I put my spianch down on the tortilla and slam the bowl upside down onto it so it knocks everything free. if u use plastic nonstick bowls or tupperware nothing si left on it unlike scrubbing a pan u can just hit this with the soapy dish rag and keep it moving.
I put hot sauce on it cuz I like hot sauce. And I ate it with a fork cuz I like to work at the food before I Roll it up in the tortilla.
BradleyB's Egg Flats
10/10
Wait wait wait. ✋️
You put raw onion in eggs and then microwave it? -
2024-12-12 at 7:57 PM UTC in A serious thread on what your favourite slur is
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2024-12-12 at 6:09 PM UTC in This guy hasn't showered in 60 years and smokes animal shit
Originally posted by Totse2k1 Update the man featured in OP (and OP) died. Local villagers forced him into a stream, where he was held down and rubbed with industrial soap, after getting very soapy he went back to his hovel and proceeded to contract a respiratory infection killing him about 8 days later.
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2024-12-12 at 4:50 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to secure the existence of our people and a future for our children ,(WHITES ONLY)
Resolve was never stronger than in the morning, after the night, when it was never weaker
