This guy hasn't showered in 60 years and smokes animal shit

1. 2015-09-16 at 2:59 AM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539704/The-worlds-ineligible-bachelor-Iranian-wash-60-years-smokes-animal-faeces-whip-mean-decomposed-porcupine.html Might be rodents long lost decomposing rat clan
2. 2015-09-16 at 3:02 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Might be you'll be like mark311 in two years, dead.
3. 2015-09-16 at 4:03 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Great comeback beaver. Really witty and clever.
4. 2015-09-16 at 12:14 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Great comeback beaver. Really witty and clever.

   Just be sure to keep riding my coat tails kid.
5. 2015-09-16 at 4:29 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   ITT: Insurmountable wit.
6. 2015-09-16 at 5:39 PM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   ITT ewoks niggers and cat buttholes
7. 2015-09-17 at 12:42 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   thats gonna be sploo in 50 years
8. 2015-09-17 at 1:47 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   thats gonna be sploo in 50 years

   Sploo will be dead in one tenth that timetime.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ner vegas
9. 2015-09-17 at 2:05 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Imagine if he just sat on your head and you couldn't get free.
10. 2015-09-17 at 2:32 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Imagine if he just sat on your head and you couldn't get free.

    Imagine if somebody sat on their keyboard and took a shit. The rest of don't have to imagine it. We just have to login and read your posts.
11. 2015-09-17 at 4:28 PM UTC

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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    whats timetime
12. 2015-09-17 at 4:37 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't know what timetime is but I do know WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!!!! (it's muffin time)
    
    
    
    
13. 2024-12-12 at 5:36 PM UTC

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    Totse2k1 Houston
    Update the man featured in OP (and OP) died. Local villagers forced him into a stream, where he was held down and rubbed with industrial soap, after getting very soapy he went back to his hovel and proceeded to contract a respiratory infection killing him about 8 days later.
14. 2024-12-12 at 6:09 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

    Originally posted by Totse2k1 Update the man featured in OP (and OP) died. Local villagers forced him into a stream, where he was held down and rubbed with industrial soap, after getting very soapy he went back to his hovel and proceeded to contract a respiratory infection killing him about 8 days later.

    
    I am so interested and hard right now.
15. 2024-12-12 at 6:53 PM UTC

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    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    U should be that guy. You're already half way they're