Posts by Instigator

1. 2019-04-11 at 12:01 PM UTC in NEETs in space
   Instigator African Astronaut
   What if your mother unbirthed you bitch?
2. 2019-04-11 at 11:53 AM UTC in What is the best scouring pad uve ever had?
   Instigator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i usually just throw it on top of a bowl of weed

   
   Reported
3. 2019-04-11 at 11:44 AM UTC in I'm going to become an animal whisperer
   Instigator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I had a small dog like that years ago
   
   came back from a work christmas party to find he'd died (he was getting old) in the corner of my room
   
   christmas sucked more than usual that year

   
   Thats shit,I cant stand it when a family pet dies
   
   My familys got 3 whippets/greyhoundsthese days.im gonna miss them. :/
4. 2019-04-11 at 11:42 AM UTC in I'm going to become an animal whisperer
   Instigator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Phantasmagoria did he really get high?

   
   *she
   
   yeah she would get the dog.munchies
   
   
   I think she had dog dementia in the end cause she was always begging for food.
5. 2019-04-11 at 11:34 AM UTC in What is the best scouring pad uve ever had?
   Instigator African Astronaut
   I had this green one recently lasted me ages(almost a month) washed so many dishes with it...
6. 2019-04-11 at 11:29 AM UTC in I'm going to become an animal whisperer
   Instigator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what a gay name.

   
   She was a jack russell and hyperactive....
   
   Think she was 11 when she died..
   
   I overfed her on biscuits....died whilst iwas in jail and buried in my parents garden.
7. 2019-04-11 at 11:18 AM UTC in Anyone got any animal porn 2 share?
   Instigator African Astronaut
   ?
8. 2019-04-11 at 11:17 AM UTC in first mosquito of season
   Instigator African Astronaut
   We dont really get them over here...
   
   
   Just big ass annoying houseflys
9. 2019-04-11 at 11:14 AM UTC in ASSANGE TO GET FUCKED LIVESTREAM
   Instigator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra lul, I found zok's PI in a text file I saved. should start sending him shitty totse/zoklet memes

   
   Post it
10. 2019-04-11 at 11:13 AM UTC in Little mouses
    Instigator African Astronaut
    Hey now little mouse....
11. 2019-04-11 at 11:10 AM UTC in I'm going to become an animal whisperer
    Instigator African Astronaut
    I used to get my dog stoned and then it got cancer and died.
    
    RIP connie.
12. 2019-04-11 at 11:07 AM UTC in Gap toothed horsed faced bitch in the hospital last night
    Instigator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist Did you end up in the hospital last night?

    
    Yeah
    
    Somehow I was kind of drunk, messing around then eventually got them round to my house
    
    The police were here first cause im a security risk...
    
    The ambulance came latet after some arguements with the police
    
    I stayed up until 3am this.morning argueing with hispital security about allah and whatnot
    
    Doctor let me go at 8:30 this mprning after I got breakfast out of them
    
    Im sure the hospital staff hate me, I must of been in there loads of times over these past 2 years
13. 2019-04-11 at 11:01 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?
    Instigator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc I had one chocolate, one cinnamon and one vanilla.
    
    
    .

    
    Cinanamon.babies r my favorrit
14. 2019-04-11 at 10:51 AM UTC in Print these vouchers and u can get a free mcdonalds yo
    Instigator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian I bet you use self serve tills in ASDA to avoid social interaction.

    
    Course I do
    
    Having to smile at people and tell them I dont want a bag is hard work.
15. 2019-04-11 at 10:50 AM UTC in From zero to hero
    Instigator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria So I am a 111lbs hikikomori with autism and slowly slipping into madness
    
    What if …. I could turn this all around and become a superman like Trent Reznor
    
    so here is the goal
    
    I'm going to leave here and never return
    
    but
    
    I'm not just going to return to my hikikomori life and spend the next several years playing animal crossing and pokemon, which I will, but anyways I plan on putting on some weight, gaining muscle and becoming either a programming god or a music god or both
    
    then you'll all see me in the news and try to claim me as one of your own for e-cred
    but I'll deny having ever known any of you
    so anyways
    
    peace out

    
    Shut up you fucking robot
16. 2019-04-11 at 10:26 AM UTC in Print these vouchers and u can get a free mcdonalds yo
    Instigator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc We get that same offer printed on the back of bus tickets here.
    
    
    .

    
    Same
    
    I love those new touchscreens, not having to speak the student ginger wankers is great.
17. 2019-04-11 at 10:15 AM UTC in MOON PERSON generation is falling out of the U.S. middle class
    Instigator African Astronaut
    Its Islams fault.
    
    
    Fucking islam is taking over the world.which us why we should all go underground like charles manson told us too and wait for them to fight it out kill eachother suck eachother off
    
    
    And then rise.back up and take.it.from them.
18. 2019-04-11 at 10:10 AM UTC in Roshambo time travels to 1984 by snorting welburtin
    Instigator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks I used to IV wellbutrin.
    
    I sincerely wish I was I joking when I say that.
    
    But I actually dissolved Wellbutrin pills and cooked them up into a shot and slammed a few pills worth and it was a buzz, no placebo or anything like that.
    
    Still hugely regrettable though. Its a unique kinda high but then again so is getting kicked in the groin I would imagine.
    
    Wellbutrin CAN get you high. But it's absolutely not worth it. Stay away.

    
    Fucking hell injecting SSRIs?
    
    People over here have been smoking precispriction stomach medication to get high, but seriously?
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyoscine
19. 2019-04-11 at 10:06 AM UTC in Fao oct
    Instigator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian I feel sorry for you.
    
    How far from WN postcode are you?

    
    North midlands...
    
    I got put onto scousehouse 15 years ago from this knobhead I used to work with from bradford
    
    
    Used to download pier albums from winMX lol
20. 2019-04-11 at 9:59 AM UTC in Assange arrested
    Instigator African Astronaut
    Lock him up.for all the.grassing he did