mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You know they're going to end up in some shady hotel room with a bunch of lube a bunch of beer and a bunch of etizolam and it's just going to get weird
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by HampTheToker
Freud would have a field day with you.
I don't even know how to respond to that fucking question so I guess I would just have to say fuck you and die but I like you as a poster so I don't want to say that but I'm still going to say it
fuck you and die
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Well I don't even know who Mimi Mimi is, she sounds like an Argentinian slut ready to take my load but complain when it's in her mouth when she doesn't know what to do with it, when she knows that she has this built-in female phenomenon of swallowing.
Just in that hot moment
Gulp
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Followed by Arby's. Arby's is a fucking shit joint. They make these commercials like their sandwiches are so fucking nice. In like 2005 their sandwiches used to be good as fuck that would stack the meat and now they don't even do that
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by HampTheToker
The first time I tried it I became a wall. My brother was taking construction lessons from Bob Villa because, thankfully, a horror movie wasn't on the TV.
The second time I kept swinging around a post on my parents carport for about 10 minutes. When my brother didn't believe that I smoked salvia again when my two cousins told him, I got pissed and shattered the pipe for some reason. I still don't know why I was mad about that. I guess I felt insulted for being called a liar.
The third time I just kind of spaced out for a bit before the horrible come down. I hardly remember a thing about the trip as weird as that sounds. I was trying to convince my cousin and his college girlfriend to try it at her near campus apartment. Unfortunately, they were all pussies.
That's about when I ran out, and I've had no desire to do it again in the last twelve or so years.
Creeps up really fast on you. I remember seeing a baby stroller, a black baby strollers scroll past my mind and I too became part of the wall, like the wall stretched into a hallway and I could see like.... you know how they have Nails in a board and you drop a marble through it and it'll fall through? That's what it was like.
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