mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Purewhitepanda
im going to have a dog head transplanted where my penis is. It will be god's gift to woman. They will receive max pleasure with the long tounge and wet nose and i can fuck them nice and deep with the dog snout and lick around inside
The fuck my nigga
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2017-09-14 at 10:13 AM UTC
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I'm derpressed.
mashlehash
victim of incest
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You'll be alright man, at least you're not sucking scronaldo's dick
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Scron and HTS in TC right now
mashlehash
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Sean Twist sounds like a blowjob technique
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mashlehash
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He looks like an illegal whale hunter.
Which is basically what he is.
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mashlehash
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I see dumb fucks all the time who love to stand wayyyyy back in the line, and create a huge space in front of themselves in the process. You see them everywhere these days. They're just sad, little, pathetic creatures, who are desperately hoping someone will step into the space ahead of them, so they can "be a somebody" and "get the attention they so rightfully deserve and are well entitled to". I'm like, "Are you in line, dumbfuck?". And if they don't move up behind the next person immediately, I simply go ahead of them and smile back at them, like "How smart are you now, dumb fuck? Anything to say? Thought not."
I can't even see you standing in any sort of line without gawking out some intense introspective thought.
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2017-09-14 at 1:43 AM UTC
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Quitting smoking
mashlehash
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Whatever happened to _____?
mashlehash
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What happened to Enter?
I bet he lurks.
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2017-09-13 at 11:40 PM UTC
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Fuck UPS, Sissy Bottom Bitches
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Somebody sent me a package by FedEx once, and the cock fuck came to the door, didn't bother knocking or ringing, left an "I was here" sticker on my door (which he must have already had ready and filled out), then snuck off and drove away like a useless tit before I could even get to the door. So I look at the notice he left, and it says I have to now go pick it up at their depot, and the depot the dumb fuck took it to is 30 miles away from my home. So I go all the way down there and then discover a lineup 50 people long, all waiting to pick up their packages the stupid dicks had not delivered properly. Then I find out the duties and taxes, service charges, friendship fees, etc. on it are double what the item is worth. So I told them all right there they are bunch of useless fucking tits and I will recommend to everyone I know not to use their services. They are very lucky I didn't beat a couple or a few of them into human hamburger.
Fuck his wife.
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Whatever happened to _____?
mashlehash
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Originally posted by Open Your Mind
What happened to Rust?
Rust was one of those posters I always avoided because he would try to have in depth arguments about bullshit
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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Originally posted by RestStop
It's doubtful that I will. The whole ritual(that I've witnessed more times to count)seems so…"not fun". I'm guessing in the long run it's infinitely easier just to throw a shard on a mirror, chop it and blast. Plus there's the whole hepatitis thing to worry about. Maybe I'll just do a hot rail every once in a while to change it up I really don't like the buzz from smoking it.
You're not going to do a god damn thing
Love, mom
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I need some inspiring words
mashlehash
victim of incest
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Originally posted by NARCassist
meloncholy is all i feel right now
.
You should really try heroin.
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2017-09-12 at 6:40 PM UTC
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Ever since I smoked pcp...
mashlehash
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
is that gaping ass pic even real? cause damn ive had my butthole binged several times before and while it feels good i feel worn out afterwards and have to take a nap laying on my stomach.
Somebody would have tracked this guy down and showed him as a fake if it was fake
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2017-09-12 at 3:43 AM UTC
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Challenge: Crucify Yourself
mashlehash
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headaches arent bros
mashlehash
victim of incest
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Originally posted by RestStop
Pretty sure they didn't have the technology in 1793 to produce cough gels or anything "gels" for that matter.
This guy...
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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Originally posted by infinityshock
jesus christ fucking a porcupine on the log flume ride.
It feels like fucking mogadishu in this fucking place. no electricity, boil water alert with trickling water pressure, everyone has generators running, my phone doesn't work worth shit, gunshots off in the distance, and I just now am getting my internet connection back.
fuck the local power company in the ass with a splintered bristlecone pine tree before it was de-limbed.
edit: also the motherfucking alligat0rs and other wild animals are crawling out of the swamps and wandering through the local neighborhoods. I mean literally…go check the news.
Post last edited by infinityshock at 2017-09-11T23:14:54.734341+00:00
I hope you stay in hell.
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holographic bundy
mashlehash
victim of incest
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Originally posted by infinityshock
a better idea would be to punch your mom right in the cervix
Figures LSD would like that.
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mashlehash
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Mustard stain shirt ass wearing niggas
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2017-09-11 at 11:16 PM UTC
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ATTN: HTS and Scron.
mashlehash
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What kind of drug is making you act this retarded?
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2017-09-11 at 11:02 PM UTC
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Post Childhood house
mashlehash
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I enjoy derailing his autism
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