mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by mmQ
Word in the street is that Tortus was given an INTERVENTION by his roommate and a bunch of other seamen. They took the beer out of his hand and out of his minifridge. Rumor has it only §m£ÂgØL and pan were witnesses to this event, which occured Sunday afternoon.
I don't believe it.
I think you're a liar.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by mmQ
First off, I can't even buy a thanks these days. RisiR being off doing summer window repairs I noticed my thankses have come much fewer and farted between.
That said, it fine. ITS FINE! You still hook me up enough to keep me WIRED.
I just say that to myself sometimes when I check on thanks after a few hours and a few comments and see none, I say to myself 'dang tough crowd tonight.'
A lot of feuds these days. Maybe that's the essence.. the meaning, of loife.
The internet has taught us that were meant to be divided, whether it's personal on a fringe (cringe?) forum, or on a global level.
We were not meant to coexist. Burn the bumper stickers!!
I'll give you a thanks but you have to hold my hand my hand for no shorter than five minutes.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Yeah.. if you still knew who your girlfriend was, what blood is, what a car is, were able to interact with the outside world.. you only experienced very minor effects.
Salvia is a total ego death kinda thing, mixed with chaos and confusing usually.
Salvia makes me feel like I'm part of a puzzle that I can't get out of, and I'm just sitting there sweating trying to realize what I am
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Once I was at my uncles for the night and a dvd case was open on the floor, and flipped over to the other side all by itself. The physics don't make sense, there was no strong air current.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by NARCassist
jeez what a fucking loser. op you seriously need to get laid. with some sweet pussy tho, not some dirty hairy asshole like you always fantasizing about.
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He ain't gonna get more than a 350 lb mama that doesn't shave.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
We all have had commmon awkward public bathroom scenarios..
The mentally retarded that pull their pants down at the urinal, for example.
One time, when I was still in highschool, I walked in and needed to use the stall and when I tried to OP pen it, I learned Tha it was occupied. What gets me is that I made eye contact with the person on the toilet through the crack in the door.
Or
There was the time that I had diarrhea in school, and spent 45 minutes of class time shiting my brains out. I came back to class, likely reeking of shit. The teacher either knew I had diarrhea or gave me a zero for the day.
Or
The time when I took bundy before school and decided to eat two small pieces of pizza before leaving for the bus. Two hours later, I was puking my guts out in the bathroom. Someone walked in and I explained to them that I had the flu.
Or
The time I had a raging hard on for some chock in my class and almost came in the bathroom stall.
Fucking perv, she would have thought.
Share your awkward bathroom experiences.
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