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Yeah okay. You win.
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Yeah i mean on New Years ofc. Like the jedis stomping on a drinking glass or whatever it is they do. Just jam your heel into its tiny gooey head like some crush video. But its a rarity is my point. One or two a year, TOPS.
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I know it sounds bad, but I'm not actually abusing him physically or even mentally really because he loves me. But like I'll sing to him, play with him, but sometimes I get in a weird mood like I'm kinda joking, but also taking out fustration, I do that usually by talking to myself when I'm walking down the street.
But its kinda funny/cute, I go into the kitchenette and he'll be on chewy.com boxes that I made into a tower. And he'll wake up and be like "derpadew?!" and I'll be like "weeeeeel PUSS! YOU PUSSY!" and start punching my hand into my other hand like I'm about to kick some ass, and I'm like "weeel what do we got here a PUSSY CRUISIN FOR A BRUISIN< YOU CUCK SIMP ACCUSER!" and he'll be like "DADDY? U EEE EEEEE?!" and I'll be like yeah son I was just joshin ya.
But yeah I've had really spicy diarrhea lately, I typically don't take immodium because it takes the fun out of having diarrhea, but the other night my stomach was messed because I basically drank a bottle of chamoy and ate 3 green apples, then drank half a gallon of OJ while high. And my stomach was just burpin b holes, bathroom noises. And I started screaming, just to annoy my neighbor get a laugh with my cat. I used to not be like that towards her in fact I was really nice to her when she first moved, like not I was trying to bang or anything like that, she's not my type, but you know introduced myself and I got her tax return last year in my mail, and brought it back to her, i was going to leave it under her mat, but her mat wasn't there so I just knocked on her door and gave it to her, and she gave me this weird rattitude like what are you doing with my mail?!
But yeah, she just doesn't like me while everyone else is cool with me. She makes it really obvious. If she has friends over she'll totally act sweet to me in front of them but other than that the complete opposite.
Like last year she told the land lady that she has roaches and its because of my place being dirty.. (she's never been in my place, and my place might get disorganized sometimes but its not dirty) and in fact my place was really clean because I had a gf that would come over through out the week. She totally got a bug sent out to my place and her place, but I had to be at work and I'm not going to leave my place unlocked all day. And so this bug guy starts blowing up my phone asking for me to let him in and I was like "no can do bug bromo, I'm at work just like you are, get maintenance to let you in.
She's just a bitch like that she told me the other day that she's sick and tired of having to feed my cat because I'm stranding him outside, which is so not true, the longest my cat is outside is like 5 0r 10 minutes while I'm getting my laundry. I called her out and was like "well don't feed him.." "what did you feed him? When has this happened? and she just blew it off.
But anyways I just went to HEB because last night I picked a bunch of mullberries and kumquats, I'm going to salt the kumquats and make candy out of them, so I got a few items from HEB to do this. Never done it before. But now I'm just sitting in my jock strap eatings sun flower seeds waiting for the beer store to open.
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Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
I got work to hook me up with the pay they was suppose to pay me in the first place :) Its like $160. one time payment.
Tell your retard slave slaynk to never interrupt our chatroom ever again. I'm embarrassed to have even had to listen to him for 2 seconds. Stick to his own. No idea why RJ likes him, RJ is infinitely more coherent and more enjoyable to hang out with in a drunken video chat setting.
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Im debating blowing off NA. The meetings are cancelled anyway so everyone would forget about me and not hound me for a bit. I do t have any plans to start doing heroin or oxy or fent or coke again.........................but if i DID............ a global pandemic keeping me from the meetings that were MY LAST LIFELINE TO SOBRIETY would be a pretty solid reason. Ive been in the shit a year and a half i think. and im on step 3. I mean having all 12 under the best seems like another cool junkie milestone but fuck if im going to be alive long enough to do that shit and go write gay hallmark cards to everyone i fucked over. I mean parts of the program are great, esp at the beginning. But i think i can distill it down a bit further. 1) Check your impulses. Run your decisions by people less crazy than you, 2) Be mindful. 3) Be of service. Helping people gives you peace. 4) Dont stress over things you cant control, and dont be too cowardly to engage the things that youre passionate about. 5) You can decide to be a different person every day. It doesnt absolve you of responsibility, but you can work towards alleviating guilt by putting more good into the world than you took frim it,
Shit like that. If i want ti smoke a bowl and a have 3 or 4 vodka sodas at a live blues bar once a month, i shouldnt lose all my stickers and self respect. It wasnt being a weak willed individual that got me addicted. It was a combination of being socially awkward without a way to relate to people...and mostly the indcredibly physically addictive shit i was putting into my body 6 or 7 times a day bc everything else id ever been told about drugs was a lie.
Thats my update. lol.
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THE WREN COMMUNITY. I'm gonna sit at the entryway/exit of my apt building and hold the door shut unless pay people pay me 10 dollars. Crackheads and people of color get in for free.
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It's actually funner than shutting and sometimes smells even more pungent. I love the feeling of the gas exploding out of my anus and that loud thunderous sound. The best farts are ones that come in threes or fours with a loud roaring sound each time. I love farts that are so smelly you can bend over and huff the fumes for minutes.
I love farting so much
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