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Posts by Enterita

  1. Enterita African Astronaut
    https://vimeo.com/209742142
  2. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 …who?

    some fat bitch
  3. Enterita African Astronaut
    I'd recommend staying away from women altogether.
  4. Enterita African Astronaut
    And every time I'm in one, even though she's attractive and perfect, I'm fucking miserable.

    When I stop caring about women, my life is SO much better. Like a weight has been lifted off me.

    I think I should just... tell that girl I don't want anything to do with her or our kid after all. She gave me that option before, that I didn't have to be in its life or pay child support, but that would mean NEVER seeing them. I should make the decision now before the baby is born.

    I don't wanna deal with that shit. Life is going to be better alone.

    Yes. I've made my decision.
  5. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Why does being honest with people have to be awkward?

    You're ugly.
  6. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill He was mad you didn't suck his dick.

    Wait, that's all I had to do?!

    Then it might not be too late...



  7. Enterita African Astronaut
    I once told someone that he's the best person I've ever met, and beforehand I tried to not make it awkward. I was like "this'll sound gay blah blah blah, but I need you to know that you're legitimately the best person I've ever met". He said, "not gay or awkward at all! Thank you!" and then never really talked to me again after that. He must've found it gay and awkward.
  8. Enterita African Astronaut
    They need to fit in. They need to belong.

    Not me, though. I'm fucking cool being a lone wolf.
















  9. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS Does that mean you hate me? 😢

    lol

    no, I just... I'm very confused right now due to eating carbs recently.
  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    [Goy who never actually studied anything for himself and just took conclusions from /pol/]
  11. Enterita African Astronaut
    Wait, no, I just hate women and men with low test.
  12. Enterita African Astronaut
    Hate.
  13. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ~L J~

    Your daughter is a loser.
  14. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rivotril I wish I signed up TOTSE in 2008…shit.

    why? it sucked then. last call to be a classic totsean would've been 2006
  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rivotril No, I recorded it.

    Every time you've watched that recording, that's a false memory.
  16. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stupid noob I was doing this shit long before that show existed. Though I did like how the show was mostly accurate on a lot of things.

    I'm just messing with you, I gotta admit that story was pretty interesting. What year was this.
  17. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rivotril I just came from bathroom

    No you didn't. That was a false memory just implanted in your brain.
  18. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 i turned up the volume when it came on

    Haha yeah I saw. You just earned my FIRST THANKS ON THIS ACCOUNT.
  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stupid noob Thanks, lol, but no, totally self taught, though I have tutored people in chem in the past. I kinda miss those days. My motto back then was: chemistry>women, because my gf at the time used to get so pissed about me doing all that shit, and made me swear off it all when I fucked up and got shrapnel in my palm. I was back at it within a month lol I was fucking obsessed. I spent every waking moment researching chem, talking chem, or doing chem. I still have no idea how I never got busted for it, especially considering I had a related charge as a kid that somehow disappeared by the time I went to court for another charge I got on the same night, and the fact that some fuckhead tried to say I helped him blow up a safe he stole from a drug dealer.

    Fuckin cops knocked on my door in the middle of a fuckin RPI meth cook with NG drying in a cabinet, while I was smoking a joint. It was a secure entry apt building though, so they had to stay at the entrance door to ring my apt, I went down, they asked me to go in for some questions. They told me dude said that shit and I raged at them for 2 hours saying I would never use my knowledge for some bullshit like that, and told them I only made legal fireworks, within the legal limit, and recited the legal powder and device weights for every single device lol. They let me go, no charges filed, but I threw out all my lab shit after that in the middle of the night at a remote dumpster. Of course, when I moved a couple months later, the obsession took hold again and I was right fuckin back at it lmao

    Sounds like bullshit. You've been watching too much breaking bad, bucko.
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