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Posts by Enterita

  1. Enterita African Astronaut
    Then I will do valium and itll be like fucking heroin.
  2. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape Everyone around here classifies MDMA as a "soft drug"

    What's funny is telling one of those "I'd never do hard drugs" cretins what MDMA stands for

    Wait so does that mean ive done meth.
  3. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor no you say it like sodu

    excuse me, can you not post right after me because people will get confused
  4. Enterita African Astronaut
    OP is right because when I'm coding, my voice commands only interpret soo doo, not soo doh.
  5. Enterita African Astronaut
    In all seriousness, I wish I just stuck with LSD, and only did MDMA the first couple of times. Never had a good drug experience since then.
  6. Enterita African Astronaut
    because they look at sploo
  7. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol I love you so much

    I'm drunk and can't really focus on whole posts anymore but saw this and just wanna say..... damn

    I was actually fucking depressed but this has actually changed everything for me.

    I know it's just the internet, but if you're fine with that barrier then... I love you too?

    I love you too.
  8. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Honest question. Why didn't you thank his post and instead quote it and say 'lol?'

    because I don't want to be a thanks whore. you gotta EARN your thanks, mannn
  9. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    lol
  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Old age?

    How old are you? You say you read about Totse in an anarchist magazine, meaning you'd have to be at least 18 at the time. Let's make the math easy and say you were 20 in 1990.

    You're not even 50 you phony fuck.
  11. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I'm glad it makes you feel better to call me names, it doesn't bother me in the slightest. I've been called much worse. I used to be a big girl, that's true, albeit, I was strong enough to bury you in the dirt without much effort, and drag around horses/riding them, saddles, and work 16hour days, 5-7days a week (more often 7) doing a lot of intense physical labor, so I've gotten called every name in the book at one time or another. I also hurt those who'd take their name calling too far, if they put their hands on me or my animals. It rolls off me like water, buddy. It's cute though how every post you seem to sit there and think of the worst thing you can come up with in the moment, thinking somehow, YOU of all people, lol, some little prick on the other side of the globe, can hurt my feelings.

    You're a sad, little man, and I honestly pity you. It's pretty evident that you're a self sabotager. You're a sad, and fearful man, who's too scared to commit to something, because he's scared he will get hurt. You have this paranoid delusion that all woman are out to get you, and take advantage of you. Granted, there are superficial golddiggers, but most aren't. If it doesn't work out, it's more likely you two just weren't compatible, rather than the girl being a golddigger. Either way, it doesn't matter to you, though. Rejection is rejection and you're too weak and fragile of a man to handle any sort of rejection. Fuck, you can't handle it if a female friend won't text you back in a certain time. It's also more like you're just projecting the narrative that woman are using you, when actually, that's what you're doing.

    Hope you figure shit out. Hope you broaden your world.

    Hope you get that vagina cleaned before you show it off on cam again.
  12. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've got stories from before 2006. Like, in 2005, under the handle, SpectraL, I went up against the dreaded acidmelt in a direct confrontation, whereupon I reduced him to a quivering mass of hysterical foolishness and he not only deleted my account, but also started deleting a bunch of other users' accounts. By the way, acidmelt was an extremely shitty and tyrannical administrator, prone to fits of anger and rage and revenge. But I came right back under the -SpectraL moniker and challenged him again, and that time I won, with support from half the staff. Acidmelt was forced into a reluctant retreat, with his tail tucked between his legs. True story, before 2006.

  13. Enterita African Astronaut
    The cops were at his front door and he thought they were there to arrest him for unpaid parking tickets, so DaGuru crawled his way through the snow to get to his car to escape. Meanwhile, they were just there to tag-team his wife, who let them in and was thankful her retarded husband had left so she could have a threesome with the cops in peace.
  14. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ok. Mr. Smartypants. How would I know that if I wasn't there?

    how did you know that there were multiple companies releasing multiple computers? 😂 and that they cost a lot of money?
  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When personal computers first came out, there was a slew of different companies putting out a slew of different machines and operating systems.

    Okay, THIS IS PROOF -SpectraL was telling the truth all along.

    Lmfao, you're a parody at this point.
  16. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I didn't realize you still needed it, because you hadn't used the account for so long and I figured you had abandoned it. I hacked pretty well all the apparently-abandoned accounts from 2000-2005 and handed them out to people who couldn't post because Jeff had disabled registration and disappeared for over a year, and also to give to users the Fun Bunch has banned unjustifiably. Then they tried to find justification to ban me for giving out the accounts, but I had several decent mods like jackketch step in to support me.

    Why do you only have stories from 2006+
  17. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm sorry, I'm just feeling really down and shitty right now. I shouldn't be a dick just because I feel like shit.

    Just look into keto diet at least. What you got to lose?
  18. Enterita African Astronaut
    looooooooooool
  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I cracked your account on Totse, because you let the e-mail address you used to register your account expire. I re-created the e-mail account and used the Totse password reset tool to reset your password.

    l33t hacker
  20. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I've had more carbs than your entire body contains in the past half minute. Your shit is just stupid annoying. Develop a personality that's not completely single-minded. First it was hating women, then it was pullups, then it was hating women, then it was got a bitch pregnant, than it was carbs, then it was hating women. Are you capable of more than one dimension at a time? Are you a dot? Fuck.

    ........

    You wanna hurt me?

    Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better.

    I'm an easy target.

    Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My girlfriend likes me. My internet friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
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