I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.

1. 2018-06-18 at 10:08 AM UTC

   #21
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Enterita

   
   enter, before you leave australia can you punch her for me please?
   
   
   
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2. 2018-06-18 at 10:09 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I don't understand color tones.
3. 2018-06-18 at 10:10 AM UTC

   #23
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Maybe if you send out enough PMs, you can convince someone to act like they believe you

   
   Daily reminder that Captain Falcon, like so many users on here, has paranoid schizophrenia and thinks users are conspiring against him in private messages.
   
   It's actually sad, and I'm not going to make fun of it.
   
   But you are mentally ill, and should seek help.
4. 2018-06-18 at 10:15 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita Daily reminder that Captain Falcon, like so many users on here, has paranoid schizophrenia and thinks users are conspiring against him in private messages.
   
   It's actually sad, and I'm not going to make fun of it.
   
   But you are mentally ill, and should seek help.

   
   Quarterly reminder that Enter had a breakdown and cried to all his buddies when I posted a screenshot of exactly such a PM.
   
   Must suck to not know who to trust. Must also suck to know that some of the ones you trust most, still send me screnshots of your gay little PMs and we laugh together at you.
5. 2018-06-18 at 10:16 AM UTC

   #25
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Captain Falcon is not a bad person but he appears to be genuinely mentally ill.
   
   In this thread alone he has accused people of conspiring against him, and posted random sign up dates to "prove" his "theories", among random spurs of hostile anger:
   
   

   Originally posted by Captain Worthless, worthless, worthless, you cuck piece of shit.
   
   Captain
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   I think people should refuse to reply to him with anything except the fact of his mental illness until he seeks professional care, but that's just, like, my opinion man.
6. 2018-06-18 at 10:22 AM UTC

   #26
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Must also suck to know that some of the ones you trust most, still send me screnshots of your gay little PMs and we laugh together at you.

   
   You should have posted this after I had been on the site for more than a day and had actually sent PM's to people.
7. 2018-06-18 at 10:23 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita Captain Falcon is not a bad person but he appears to be genuinely mentally ill. I think people should refuse to reply to him with anything except the fact of his mental illness until he seeks professional care, but that's just, like, my opinion man.

   
   Honestly, how gay do you have to be to coordinate in PMs to pretend to like each other's shit jokes and save face?
   
   You can double down as hard as you want to convince them otherwise, but here is the problem with your approach: I do not give a fuck what your butt buddies think. I am only publicly humiliating you because, as demonstrated, it obviously matters to you, not to me. You and I already know my absolute dominance over you.
8. 2018-06-18 at 10:24 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita You should have posted this after I had been on the site for more than a day and had actually sent PM's to people.

   
   Of course I'm not going to do that: then you wouldn't trust them any more. Just like you threw a hissy fit and had a breakdown last time.
   
   Wow, Enter's brainpower sure does drop when he's asspained.
9. 2018-06-18 at 10:25 AM UTC

   #29
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Honestly, how gay do you have to be to coordinate in PMs to pretend to like each other's shit jokes and save face?
   
   You can double down as hard as you want to convince them otherwise, but here is the problem with your approach: I do not give a fuck what your butt buddies think. I am only publicly humiliating you because, as demonstrated, it obviously matters to you, not to me. You and I already know my absolute dominance over you.

   
   
10. 2018-06-18 at 10:25 AM UTC

    #30
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain Of course I'm not going to do that: then you wouldn't trust them any more. Just like you threw a hissy fit and had a breakdown last time.
    
    Wow, Enter's brainpower sure does drop when he's asspained.

    
    I was kidding, I actually PM'd all of my closest friends here as soon as I started posting to prove to them it was really me.
11. 2018-06-18 at 10:27 AM UTC

    #31
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so what exactly did you do/say to make captain faggot tstm his account again enter?
    
    i love hearing this story, lol.
    
    
    
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12. 2018-06-18 at 10:28 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enterita I was kidding, I actually PM'd all of my closest friends here as soon as I started posting to prove it was really me.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Enterita

    
    Ooh, surely it must be just one person right, Enter? Surely it was just that once, right?
13. 2018-06-18 at 10:30 AM UTC

    #33
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain Ooh, surely it must be just one person right, Enter? Surely it was just that once, right?

    
    
14. 2018-06-18 at 10:31 AM UTC

    #34
    Enterita African Astronaut
15. 2018-06-18 at 10:32 AM UTC

    #35
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    this is becoming DH-tier gayness
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • stare rape, 
    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2018-06-18 at 10:33 AM UTC

    #36
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra this is becoming DH-tier gayness

    
    He fawkin' started it.
17. 2018-06-18 at 10:34 AM UTC

    #37
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Nobody wants to be the one to call a truce first even though we're both aware nobody's fooling the other one and these arguments are a huge waste of time and energy.
18. 2018-06-18 at 10:34 AM UTC

    #38
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Enterita

    
    kind of want to loop this into a spinning george avatar, but that would be participating in international jediry
19. 2018-06-18 at 10:35 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enterita

    
    Did you just scrub away the letters from DFG's collage picture?
    
    Are you mentally defective?
20. 2018-06-18 at 10:35 AM UTC

    #40
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra kind of want to loop this into a spinning george avatar, but that would be participating in international jediry

    
    Only Jerry is a jedi.