I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.

1. 2018-06-18 at 8:15 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut
   *Turns on TV*
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
2. 2018-06-18 at 8:25 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
3. 2018-06-18 at 8:32 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   3 months on, you still haven't progressed from trying to associate with popular culture as a desperate autistic attempt at getting people to like you.
   
   Your time would be more effectively spent PMing them and having them pretend to like you and find you funny in public.
4. 2018-06-18 at 8:40 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain 3 months on, you still haven't progressed from trying to associate with popular culture as a desperate autistic attempt at getting people to like you.
   
   Your time would be more effectively spent PMing them and having them pretend to like you and find you funny in public.

   
   Seven.
5. 2018-06-18 at 8:57 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita Seven.

   
   I will start my own countdown:
   
   Three.
6. 2018-06-18 at 9:01 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain I will start my own countdown:
   
   Three.

   
   Seven. Nine.
7. 2018-06-18 at 9:07 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita Seven. Nine.

   
   Missed opportunity
   
   
8. 2018-06-18 at 9:08 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut
   Captain, I didn't want to do this this time around. I was going to just focus on the Date Hotellers. But you just had to keep pushing it.
9. 2018-06-18 at 9:38 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita Captain, I didn't want to do this this time around. I was going to just focus on the Date Hotellers. But you just had to keep pushing it.

   
   Ooh, very assertive. I'm glad you came back, I can't wait to bully you mercilessly again. It's boring when they don't struggle.
10. 2018-06-18 at 9:42 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Trust me, the DHers are not good sport. It is like bullying retards, because that is literally what it is.
11. 2018-06-18 at 9:50 AM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut
    Like they've all said in the past - You start a war with Captain Falcon, you are NOT going to win
12. 2018-06-18 at 9:52 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I did not enjoy that "Dad's Google Search" bit.
13. 2018-06-18 at 10 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    enter, you know captain faggot was coming out saying you never caused him to tstm and that it was just coincidence or some bollocks. what do you have to say about that now you're here?
    
    
    
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14. 2018-06-18 at 10:01 AM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist enter, you know captain faggot was coming out saying you never caused him to tstm and that it was just coincidence or some bollocks. what do you have to say about that now you're here?
    
    
    
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    Let's just say it's a bit of a coincidence that as soon as I left, he returned, innit?
15. 2018-06-18 at 10:02 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Well, what do you think?
16. 2018-06-18 at 10:02 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist enter, you know captain faggot was coming out saying you never caused him to tstm and that it was just coincidence or some bollocks. what do you have to say about that now you're here?

    
    I was going to post "I can't believe you are this gullible", but then I realized that I absolutely can.
17. 2018-06-18 at 10:03 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enterita Let's just say it's a bit of a coincidence that as soon as I left, he returned, innit?

    
    Worthless, worthless, worthless, you cuck piece of shit.
    
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18. 2018-06-18 at 10:05 AM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut
    Yes, yes, I know, part of our deal was that you can deny this all happened, but you don't have to be so prominent about it. Relax bro lol. :P
19. 2018-06-18 at 10:06 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enterita Yes, yes, I know, part of our deal was that you can deny this all happened, but you don't have to be so prominent about it. Relax bro lol. :P

    
    Maybe if you send out enough PMs, you can convince someone to act like they believe you
20. 2018-06-18 at 10:07 AM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut
    
    
    I WANNA BE A MEAT BOY
    ALL I WANNA BE IS SOFT RED
    I WANNA BE A MEAT BOY
    I WANNA USE A BBQ FOR MY BED