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Posts by Xlite

  1. Xlite African Astronaut
    Taylor swift is one of the only female celebs i would torture in my basement.
    I'd fuck her sure but there's something about her that just makes me wanna see her suffer.

    Beyonce might be a nigger but she's a hot nigger. I'm usually not into niggers but beyonce and rihanna would pass.
  2. Xlite African Astronaut
    Wb qhost, i thought you was dead or something.
    How you been and what you been up to?

    All drugs should be legal, state sponsored and accompanied by mandatory education on such.
    Not sure it would solve the nigger problem, but it would solve a lot of other problems like gangwars, ODs, over-population in prisons, crack babies, depression, not to mention how unlimited access to mushrooms, dmt, lsd, and mescaline would suddenly enlighten people which would result in a paradigm shift of unimaginable dimensions.
  3. Xlite African Astronaut
    I'm pretty sure jp got locked up.
  4. Xlite African Astronaut
    Yeah, once you're both comfortable enough to be in the same room while one of you is taking a shit you're good.
    Question is, can she drop bombs while you're in there with her?
  5. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo lol mines a pringles can, you must be chinese

    Is what someone with a small penis would say.
  6. Xlite African Astronaut
    Haha. That was clearly written by men.
  7. Xlite African Astronaut
    Sorry, been away for a while. What the fuck is a pleb?
  8. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Is that how you got demodded?

    I think his point is that if it hurts, its not cancer.
  9. Xlite African Astronaut
    I probably would, after i raped her.

    She's a fucking bitch who deserves nothing less.
    But dat ass..
  10. Xlite African Astronaut
    Kimbo would rock that shit.
    RIP.
  11. Xlite African Astronaut
    Juden

    What more needs to be said.
  12. Xlite African Astronaut
    If you orgasm you enjoy it by default imo. Rape, molestation, consensual. It matters not.
  13. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Wheres her ass?

    In her face.
  14. Xlite African Astronaut
    Do it, she ain't too bad at all.

    Well except for the fact that she's missing the top of her head.
    Would still smash though.
  15. Xlite African Astronaut
    Installing two years worth of updates for windows, games, and shit.

    Oh, and i'm also drinking. Can't do drugs for the next two years, but alcohol no problem.
  16. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Welcome back, what's next for you in this life?

    Thanks. I guess i'll go back to exploring the altered states of awareness i used to be so fond of.
    There's still questions out there that needs answering.
    You?
  17. Xlite African Astronaut
    Obviously the judges had their doubts, otherwise they woulda just given me the full 5.

    Fuck it, whats dun is dun and there's nothing more i can do about it.
  18. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Were there any drugs
    Yeah some nigga managed to smuggle in sum assweed.

    Originally posted by cigreting You must have got a shitty lawyer if he couldnt get you out of that
    The prosecutor aimed for 5 years.

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby dude that sucks so bad you rattoxed by a group of gossipy lemon headed women. did you at least work out and get buff while in jail?

    if anything shouldnt the girls parents be at fault for letting them go to a party after curfew? seems like they are irresponsible parents. just let there brat go out and fuck older men for drugs, crazy.

    Yeah i got fit while inside.

    I agree with you man, but after all this me2 shit men just get buttfucked in court. One girl shouts rape and you're dun for, evidence or not.
  19. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Rape? Nevermind.

    Details?
    I was at a party and this chick came at me, we made out a little and then i started fingering her.
    Two days later the cops came by and it turned out she was only 15.
    That wasn't the major issue though.
    The girl told her friend that we had sex and her friend apparently told her mother which then called the mother of the girl i was in and somewhere along the lines it all got misinterpreted and before i knew it, i had raped her without actually doing so.

    I wish i did now though, i shoulda fucking smashed that. Now i gotta pay her around 10k for a fucking fingerjob.
    I'm a broke ass nigger now.


    Originally posted by STER0S explain your method of jacking-off on the sly

    I had my own cell, and porno was available so it was no biggie.
  20. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Did you get any sick tats

    Nope.

    Originally posted by mmQ We missed you. A lot has changed a lot of moving parts have been moved. May I ask you a bunch of questions ?

    Go ahead

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy WHAT DiD YOU DO???

    Rape

    Originally posted by Grylls How often did you have unproteced gay bum sex?

    I didn't.. It would take more than a few years to make me homo.
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