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  1. Xlite African Astronaut
    I feel like we gotta leave out some drugs. We should probably skip the majority of psychedelics or otherwise someone is gonna get murdered. Also no jenkem or raid.

    We can do meth, coke, mol, E, and maybe... just maybe a hit or two of acid.
    Also a lot of fucking hash and beer.
  2. Xlite African Astronaut
    That's not okay, bromo. jedis are the source of evil.

    Jae, i'm sorry but you're going to the chamber.
  3. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Don't you have a really bad track record with house parties? They're the source of your evil.

    I trust you will keep me from making "mistakes" if you're not yourself glued to some random bitch.

    Houseparty it is then!
  4. Xlite African Astronaut
    Invite us all to a houseparty with lots of booze, drugs, and bitches.
  5. Xlite African Astronaut
    What the fuck he's a jedi?

  6. Xlite African Astronaut
    I enjoy how infshock is so literate in his insults. Sometimes he makes me google words i wasn't familiar with about anal destruction, stretching the sphincter, ass/dickhead communication and other gay stuff.

    We can say many things about him but after decades of looking at him post all his homosexual content, i can now safely assume that he's not a retard even though he may appear one. He's definitely gay, and most likely a victim of abuse in childhood, which would explain the violent sexual outburst of words on a screen.

    He's kinda like a gay poet.
  7. Xlite African Astronaut
    Eh, its just a nigger. They ain't even people + there's more than enough to replace him.
  8. Xlite African Astronaut
    Its obviously a jedi trick. Putin wouldn't order a hit and then leave breadcrumbs.
    He's not an idiot and definitely shouldn't be underestimated. He's probably one of the most intelligent leaders there's ever been.

    Nah niggers, this shit was a false flag.
  9. Xlite African Astronaut
    Dude's going all in here.
  10. Xlite African Astronaut
    We should all post vids of our home workout and motivate each other to do better.
    It could be our thing imo. And if you're afraid that someone will see your face, you can just wear facemask.
  11. Xlite African Astronaut
    Wrong!
  12. Xlite African Astronaut
    Sad story.
  13. Xlite African Astronaut
    You going downhill again, bromo.
    Higher quality niglets pls.
  14. Xlite African Astronaut
    Well, its an improvement. At this rate we'll have beyonce or rihanna in a few months.
  15. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S bernie would've been no different.

    after he endorsed hillary in 2016 he was a goner.

    i wonder what goods hillary had on bernie to get him to endorse her… he contradicted his entire campaign endorsing her.

    Bitch knows how to grab a man's nuts.
  16. Xlite African Astronaut
    He's a fucking joke. I really hoped trump would go down but if this is his opponent.. oh dear.

    Bring back bernie.
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  18. Xlite African Astronaut
    Hah, its nice to look back and see what a retard you used to be.
    I had issues then.

    Originally posted by Xlite @SuicideThread:

    I think you should go out with a bang, fuck suicide bags.

    Here's what you need:

    Cellphone with cam, glued or otherwise stuck to forehead. Livestream if possible ( so we can see shit )
    You also need a gun, because its no fun without and because you might live longer with it.
    You will enter the parlament in your area and start to shoot around killing a few. You will then force the remaning polititians to the top floor, where you will execute them nazi style if your demands aren't met. ( your demands will be something we will all benifit from, such as the lynching of all niggers and spics ) 10 minutes later, you will execute them all anyway, except for one.
    You need to keep 1 female alive, and make sure she's attractive, cuz you're gonna be raping her.

    Now assuming the cops/swat didn't raid you by now, you will carefully aproach a window and then throw out all the bodies so bystanders on the streets could get a glimpse of whats going on.
    You would also yell strange things, such as: Cats! in the face of my car! Wuuuuuut wuuuuuuut, my holy grail of semen will be emptied onto this woman, and then you will rape the remaning hostage, followed by headshot. After this you will feel pretty good, infact you don't even wanna suicide anymore. So now you need the cops to kill you instead. This will be achieved by going to the streets and aiming at cops with your gun.

    You will be remembered forever.
  19. Xlite African Astronaut
    Is this a trick question?
  20. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra get a few friends together, go camping or something and do mushrooms. or acid, but that shit lasts a LONG time.

    I'm probably going to do some again soon to see if it can put a dent in my depression/general pessimism

    Do more than a heroic. Take 7-10 grams.

    It could justa been because my shrooms was 3 years old, but halfway in my last trip it just got stuck at the ego death phase.
    And i can sum up that stage in quite a few words: Horrifying, dreadful, and not the mention the feeling of intense damnation, "The feeling of dying"

    This is usually pretty standard imo, except for the fact that i was stuck in this stage for 2 hours last time. It was awful, worst feeling ever + i was getting tired but the shrooms wouldn't let me fucking sleep. So i was stuck there, in bed, with a body to stoned to move, and i was watching my family standing around my dead and naked corpse. I was fucked, i was dead, nothing mattered.
    My body also had a gnarly feel to it, hard to put your finger on. Not painful but really discomfortable.

    The thought of being stuck at this stage of the trip forever would be enough to make anyone suicide. And the thought did occur to me.
    I couldn't fucking get out, and couldn't think of a way to do so because my brain was so far out that it made thinking impossible. Eventually you just fucking accept that its gonna kill you and you move to the next phase from there, but it didnt.

    I grind my shrooms down and mix em with lemon juice and then leave it together for like 15 minutes and then drink it all down in a go.
    The only reason for this is so the shroom "kicks fasters" and for some also the subjective feeling of it "kicking harder".
    Basically the lemon juice is just a substitute for stomach juices. It breaks down the psilocybin into psilocin so that your stomach don't have to do it.

    Fuck i'm high right now, my bad aldra. You became the victim of my brain.

    So anyway, moral of the story.
    Take at least a few grams more than you planned on.
    Buckle up, cuz its gonna be hell of a ride.
    Even tho you feel like you'd dun for, remember that you're just tripping and it will pass.

    I'm gonna do it again in a 2 weeks time, it was pretty awesome til i got stuck.
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