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Posts by Xlite

  1. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist That couldn’t be more wrong.

    Wait and see.
  2. Xlite African Astronaut
    Everyone is dying alone. It doesn't matter if you're with someone. Death is a personal experience.
  3. Xlite African Astronaut
    Nice.
  4. Xlite African Astronaut
    I would still be interested in OP's original question.

    How many here have gmod?
  5. Xlite African Astronaut
    You can actually get away in time with a tornado.
  6. Xlite African Astronaut
    Last time i played it was in beta iirc. And that was only fun for about 10 minutes.

    That was years ago though, it might be better now.
  7. Xlite African Astronaut
    You guys are missing out.
  8. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev how are you gonna have sex with a limp dick and no arousal?

    If you're with a chick you're really into, you will not only be aroused but also git boner.
    You won't be able to cum though, at least not for the first few hours.

    Obviously if you're with ugly people, you're gonna limp it out.

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---...--..-.-..-..................-.......................................................(bΒ­anned) his boyfriend wears a strap-on.

    (i cant look at a 'snap-on' tool with that marking without thinking it says 'strap-on')

    And your mom's my bitch.
  9. Xlite African Astronaut
    I wish they'd make an analogue exactly like mdma, but without the cardiotoxicity not to mention the neuron damage.

    As far as i know though man, there's nothing quite like molly.

    I mean, you can reach euphoric highs and similar feelings of love on many psychedelics but with moll its guaranteed every time.
    Also its fucking awesome when having sex.
  10. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Why would anyone want to roleplay as the man who put it in his hood?

    This is space, nigga.
  11. Xlite African Astronaut
    I have a NIS gamemode planned.

    The gamemode will eventually be about the players makin sum business to feed their addition and pay their drug debt while stealing from and killing other players/npcs to get their hands on jenkem, acid, coke, raid, met, beer etc.
    There will be slut machines, rape, hobo's, incest, hockers, drug dealers, murders, fights, nazism, racism, gender discrimination, police, dudes jacking off in their basements etc. Players will also be able to choose their career as either a broke ass nigger, fat nigger bitch, white crackhead junkie, mexican drug lord, or white racist policeman.

    The player will spend his time dealing drugs or stealing shit, "unless cop" so that he can eventually purchase a tent or maybe even a crack basement and from there he will be able to purchase equipment so that he can make a meth lab.
  12. Xlite African Astronaut
    I'll be having a gmod server up and running within a few months. I'll start it out as darkRP and then eventually make it our own.
  13. Xlite African Astronaut
    What happened to tinybltc, dude?
  14. Xlite African Astronaut
    Post moar pics pls.
  15. Xlite African Astronaut
    Eh, i can't even get shit to work. I get a white screen after game is loaded. Got sounds and all but can't see shit.
  16. Xlite African Astronaut
    Haven't played it in years.
  17. Xlite African Astronaut
    I don't fuck monkeys.
  18. Xlite African Astronaut
    I'm thinking there's something seriously wrong with the females posting on this site.
  19. Xlite African Astronaut
    I duno, i would have to see her completely naked first.
  20. Xlite African Astronaut
    I try to use it as often as i can, but i kinda need an incentive.
    You can't just say it without reason.

    Originally posted by Xlite You're a fucking faggot.

    Originally posted by Xlite Quit fucking up my thread, faggots.

    Originally posted by Xlite First of all, all the dicks here works.
    Some of them might be small (malice) but they have a great presence that will hardly go unnoticed.

    Secondly, 80% of the "playerbase" might be geeks but 20% of those can if they wish find out where you live, who you've been gay with, what sick porn you're jacking off to, and plant cp on your laptop and call swat on you.

    Enjoy your stay, faggot.

    Originally posted by Xlite There's a difference between your "random" thoughts and actual on-topic feedback.

    Move along, faggot.
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