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    Originally posted by Kev i guess i get it. personally, i dont wanna be around cops when im high. hell, nowadays i dont want anyone around me to blow my high. and when im sober, people just blow my tranquility.

    i guess i'm irreformable (is that even a fuckin word?)

    go out deep into the woods

    thats where we go shooting and to play paintball to keep anyone from bothering us. the main road is several miles long so before anyone can get to us we have more than enough time to pack up our shit and disappear into the woods and side roads.
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    Originally posted by Kev how are you gonna have sex with a limp dick and no arousal?

    his boyfriend wears a strap-on.

    (i cant look at a 'snap-on' tool with that marking without thinking it says 'strap-on')
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    Originally posted by Nil Laying in bed wondering if the woman I met last night and spent chatting with will lead to anything.

    We had good chemistry, and she's interesting.

    pics or it didnt happen
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    Originally posted by UR_stepmoms_TITTIES If Trump stays in office we get more lulz, probably free money, gun rights, and lulz.

    If Biden gets elected we get no lulz, probably more taxes, no guns, and no lulz so get out there this election day and vote Trump!

    no matter who gets elected, november 4th is going to be a buttfuck rodeo with a herd of feral bucking brocos...complete with shit tsunami and a blind barrel clown.

    one of the main reasons im voting for trump is i enjoy commie-pinko tears.

    both kinds
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    Originally posted by Xlite If you're with a chick you're really into, you will not only be aroused but also git boner.
    You won't be able to cum though, at least not for the first few hours.

    Obviously if you're with ugly people, you're gonna limp it out.



    And your mom's my bitch.

    youre just jealous i have a mom.

    you have two daddies that fight each other every night over which one gets the sloppy seconds out of your ravaged asshole.

    and i use the term 'hole' very loosely. that gaping chasm betwixt your ass cheeks would handily fit a family of 'empire strikes back' space slugs.
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    Originally posted by rabbitweed Trump is going to lose. It was good while it lasted.

    if by 'lose' you mean hes going to get stuck being president for eight more years, then yes, you are correct
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    Originally posted by Kev no need, i am comfortable here.

    have you ever disappeared into the abandoned underground tunnels? theres groups of hermits who live there on raised tents that just get smashed and play video games all day, cops wouldnt chase you for miles in the darkness there.

    when i was little we used to 'play' in the active and abandoned subway tunnels. that was interesting. the bums would literally tap into the power lines and get free electricity.

    and some would kill themselves trying it...but that just meant free protein for everyone else
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    Originally posted by Kev the idea is to tap into the power lines to charge up a generator (battery) that you can then plug your electronics into, charge your laptop and so on. that was during the recession when i was on the street, i wonder if they found a way to get internet there now? i mightve not left that place if that was possible then.

    that applies to modern times where electricity sources are more available. back then they didnt have 110V batteries or the inverters available to use for 110V to 12V or from 12V to 110V. but...it wasnt necessary because they used straight 110V like any normal residential power.

    internet is free. theres a guy that used to work with me that was a straight up slag. he had a 'phone' that only worked on wi-fi...which he would get for free. usually he would take his mooching homeless ass to a mcdonalds or other free wi-fi to get it. he nagged me a few times to 'borrow' my phones hot-spot capability so he could make calls or access the internet.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Idk man i was unconscious. And the cops weren't the bad part it was the paramedics being dicks. Though some guy came the next day and gave me two packs of narcan one to have in my place and one in my friends in case.

    they were probably mad because you regained consciousness and couldnt earn any more cash pimping your unresponsive orifices out.

    i dont keep up on that nonsense but last time i checked...a few years ago...'narcan' was $100 a kit. its like in prison if you find a candy bar magically appears on your pillow...dont eat it. he wasnt giving you that for free.

    just be happy you didnt get pregnant
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You don't eat hot dogs because you think their gay? Lol okay..

    you stick hot dogs in your orifices because you are gay.
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