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I just tried to take a shit but for some reason it stopped coming out and now it's stuck hanging out of me. I keep trying to fling it off by shaking my ass around but it just keeps slapping the sides of the toilet and sticking like glue.

2018-01-20 at 1:24 AM UTC in Habits/addictions that you've kicked/alleviated

I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Yung Blood

Originally posted by Daily Lol at Lanny and §m£ÂgØL hating each other hard

You guys used to be friends what happened

Yes it is very hilarious. They sort of grew apart. Lil Sporty has allowed his high income to go to his head. He's now quite standoffish/intolerant , he thinks he's an enlightened philosopher ( as does little §m£ÂgØL) but if someone says something he doesn't like then he goes full apeshit and throws a kiddy tantrum.

§m£ÂgØL got pegged in the ass in a barnyard threesome and started playing with cryptocurrencies and bathsalts/nootropics. I guess this somehow inflated his ego and now he is also acting like a little homo.

Inb4 Lil sporty dresses in drag as that blonde raver girl and him and §m£ÂgØL have hate sex.

2018-01-17 at 1:46 AM UTC in Working offshore

I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Yung Blood

Are youuuuuu .... a geologist?

2018-01-17 at 1:33 AM UTC in Working offshore

I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Yung Blood

Originally posted by Fox Paws I currently work 3 days per week. 13-hour days. Every few weeks I get 8 days off in a row. It’s pretty sweet.

Interesting, what type of work?

2018-01-17 at 1:15 AM UTC in Printing a picture, taking a picture if it, then printing it again, and again.

I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Yung Blood

I'm going to do this with Op's avatar after I take a dump.

2018-01-17 at 1:03 AM UTC in Working offshore

I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Yung Blood

Anybody know someone that has worked offshore like on a platform for drilling or production?

Sounds like they commonly will work schedules like 14 days on/14 days off or 21 on 21 off etc. That is actually really appealing to me because I like to grind hard and then chill out for a while.

Lots of these job listings around the state's are in the Gulf but say they require a year or two offshore experience. Trump has paved the way for the leasing of some new offshore oilfields in the near future so maybe this would be my best bet to getting in?

I don't care about being at sea during Christmas or anything like that but I don't know if the pay would get good enough. I would like to get at least 150k /yr gross, fully paid health/dental/vision, a phat 410k plan and a paid flight to and from a major airport like SFO, DEN, Chicago, etc for each rotation.

2018-01-17 at 12:46 AM UTC in Money is everything.

I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Yung Blood

Originally posted by Fox Paws So what you’re telling me is that you live in Atlanta, Georgia.

Interesting question. Tell me, are you on Jeff Hunters payroll? Who does sign your checks, exactly?

2018-01-17 at 12:39 AM UTC in Money is everything.

I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Yung Blood

Originally posted by SBTlauien I keep mine in my safe deposit box but I've noticed that there are not any cameras there. Also, the locks wouldn't be htd to pick given one security error I've noticed.

But shitting where you eat != good criminal logic.

But I'm not a criminal either.

Well be careful. Where I am from the owner of some jedielry / precious metals shops was the victim of a home invasion. You never know who is watching those shops and begins to recognize your vehicle or who the staff there has for friends. Even ordering online frequently the delivery people could recognize you are frequently receiving certain things.

Now days I just keeps it real down in my crawlspace because I don't like all of the underworld people tracking my movements.

2018-01-17 at 12:22 AM UTC in How I save dealers' numbers

I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Yung Blood

Originally posted by mmQ

That looks like the Palak Paneer I just ate. Is it made out of swans??

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