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Posts by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly

  1. Just squatted naked on a treated lumber park bench and grazed my asshole against one of the planks. It felt good at first but the burning is getting worse and worse.
  2. Originally posted by Totse 2001 who are you addressing this to?
    how are there mosquitos and frogs out when I can see my breathe?
  3. Reported to my dad little sporty bromo man-let. Aka pig-beast college-boy .

    Admins archive this post in a sticky as an example of how we treat spamers
  4. In my dream world there would be twice the number of users on here for me to Clintimidate and drop free brown care packages on their posts at the slightest transgression.

    I would make roughly 200k per year tax free doing this
  5. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Just go outside or something dude

    You are spending all this energy and time trolling an internet forum with five members. If you worked a job or ran a business with the fervor that you post this stuff with, you would probably end up making a lot more money

    I appreciate your well wishes. I just found a couple beers in my other fridge which prompted me to stay up a bit later. Perhaps FATE intended us to cross paths.

    I don't know how much longer I will be safe from the evil pig-beast AKA lil sporty bromo, the great magnificent beast will likely awaken soon and show his teeth to me.

    You really think I can make something of myself??? I have been laughing VERY hard at my own jokes lately and it's therapeutic
  6. Originally posted by Malice Lanny, you may find this interesting:

    ADDERALL RISKS: MUCH MORE THAN YOU WANTED TO KNOW
    http://slatestarcodex.com/2017/12/28/adderall-risks-much-more-than-you-wanted-to-know/

    Why would that be of interest to lol broom? Did Bill Krozbydog cyber bully that lil sporty bromo into using amps for weight loss?
  7. I actually am usually flying my ultralight while posting here
  8. Help me out little helper!
  9. You know what looks like some kind of shitty flux/sludge but is great on toast?

    Apple butter!!
  10. Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick One word: Detroit.

    Thanks amigo, you guys got any of those 1 dollar houses left? Ill pay you to disasemble them carefully and label the pieces so I can put them back together somewhere expensive.
  11. Lmfao.

    If you would have invested all of that money in AAPL you would be RICH AS SHIT NOW FAM! Interestingly I just ate a bunch of Fritos and Fritos HOT BEAN DIP and now I'm curious to try cat food.

    They made dog food or a dog food ingredient in the city I'm from out of dead livestock -which isn't suitable for people to eat- Sometimes you would see the semi trailers on the highway nearby with dead cow legs sticking up above the sides. When ever they run a certain process it makes the whole neighborhood smell like FUCKING SHIT SON. I talked to a guy that had done some maintenance there and he said the filth and odor ruins your clothes and you find maggots and the most awful sludge on the equipment.
  12. Yes he normally eats dog food out of a can but the store was sold out.
  13. Originally posted by Fox Paws Pussy

    your just supposed to lick it you don't actually chew and swallow it
  14. Quite the body, I just want her to place my head between those whopper thighs and squeeze my head like a nut
  15. I like it. Had some strange wrenching done to her face but it makes her into some kind of alien-like sexy bunny rabbit and gives me a pretty hard boner.
  16. OH, .. .............

    I was actually thinking of making a thread asking you where you find your slampigs last nite.
  17. I watched it when it came out, I wish I would have went to the IMAX because it was really good IMO. I read a review where they call it a "3 hour slow burn" which I can kinda see their point and is a hilarious description of it.

    I really enjoyed it and also saw a preview before it for one called Ready Player One which I want to see when it comes out.


  18. We buyin up whole blocks, we suspend the house on steel beams and piers and dig out a basement two levels deep.
    The garage is replaced with a car elevator that brings the cars to the lowest level which has room for 4-8 cars. First basement level is apartments.

    Passenger elevator installed between every other building at their common wall to serve both buildings. Two or three additional levels of apartments added to each building.

    I will be accepting investments soon I'm talking to a lawyer to make sure its all by the book.

  19. This thread is for CrapStain Failcum and LS(Blows Strangers)D to cry like retards where no one else has to be inadvertently exposed to their BULL SHIT.
  20. Originally posted by Bill Krozby i like opiates personally heroin is my favorite drug, and a lot of drugs fuck up your lungs big deal. I actually don't remember making this thread anyways.

    And no i haven't made this drug harder to get… like i have a buddy who's in legit pain and gets fentanyl and he will try to cut it out and just smoke weed and he will throw me a patch or two.

    I'm not scamming doctors, stealing shit to pay for a habit, making money off of it in the black market…

    and to be honest sometimes I have legit back pain, i have for years and the price of medicine and a doctors appointment and the pharmaceutical companies are actually what cause some people to resort to the black market.

    I don't see anything wrong with a buddy helping me out with a couple pills every now and then if he can spare them. Hell I've done it for people because I'm not a drug jedi and like to help out my friends.

    being stingy with your drugs when other people werent stingy with you is one of 7 ways to know you might be jedi without even realizing it
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