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  1. #41
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock who the fuck is jill and where the shit is here, you retarded fucking handsome and well tanned individual.

    if youre talking about the assorted pics ive posted of various foreign objects in, on, or around, the orifices ive plundered…there were no explanations. there were clear instructions given and that was that.

    poor cow must have been creeped the fuck out when you started telling her that one



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  2. #42
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock stifle yourself, you gibbering quim.

    i dunno, is it like a weird part primate, part rodent, part weird thing hybrid something or other? i'll have it straight with you guys, i'm really clutching at straws here. i really do not have any idea wtf it even is.

    i've no idea.

    like none at all.



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  3. #43
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock where the shit is here, you retarded fucking handsome and well tanned individual.

    lol, its what you say when you wanna say something to divvy's and inferior idiots. like coz why the fuck am i gonna go to them, i just tell them 'here', like 'come here', and they come over, i say whatever the fuck i like to them. and they they fuck off out of my sight again before i get annoyed.



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  4. #44
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    of course you wouldn't know that coz you're one of the dimlo's.



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  5. #45
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist yeah but you're never gonna have an actual minge and get orgasms like chicks do pal. you're just gonna have what's left of your cock and some skin sorta shaped like one and quite possibly some serious sexual dysfunction from severing your natural sexual organ in such a manner. just because its done in a 'surgery' with 'sterile' equipment, ain't gonna change the fact that its getting hacked off. as far as your body is concerned it don't matter if its done by dr faggotface or if jill the jedi jar did it with some rusty old axe on an old log in the woods.



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    Maybe not a real minge, but m8.... estrogen definitely... changed orgasms. At least for me... haha. Things are a LOT more interesting now.
  6. #46
    I want to try!
  7. #47
    Mail me a couple tranny pills
  8. #48
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist poor cow must have been creeped the fuck out when you started telling her that one

    nothing is stopping you from asking her yourself

    other than the fact that if you came within about five feet of her she'd spray you in the face with pepper spray
  9. #49
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist lol, its what you say when you wanna say something to divvy's and inferior idiots. like coz why the fuck am i gonna go to them, i just tell them 'here', like 'come here', and they come over, i say whatever the fuck i like to them. and they they fuck off out of my sight again before i get annoyed.
    its no wonder your so intimate with the behavior of fucktards...you am one.
  10. #50
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist i dunno, is it like a weird part primate, part rodent, part weird thing hybrid something or other? i'll have it straight with you guys, i'm really clutching at straws here. i really do not have any idea wtf it even is. i've no idea like none at all
    you shouldnt smoke a five pound crackrock before you try to make posts.
  11. #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS Maybe not a real minge, but m8…. estrogen definitely… changed orgasms. At least for me… haha. Things are a LOT more interesting now.

    see i know that in your dreams and fantasies you imagine one day you looking something like this:



    when in reality you're just gonna end up looking something more like this:





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  12. #52
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist see i know that in your dreams and fantasies you imagine one day you looking something like this:



    when in reality you're just gonna end up looking something more like this:





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    I have pretty realistic dreams, which is to say I'll probably always be uglier than both.
  13. #53
    RestStop Space Nigga
    And that is how Actor knew he wanted to become a mystery thriller writer.
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  14. #54
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS I have pretty realistic dreams, which is to say I'll probably always be uglier than both.

    you would love to be that first chick tho wouldn't ya? its ok, there's nothing wrong with wanting to be amazing. if you looked as sweet and sexy as that after your op, hell even i'd consider banging ya.



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  15. #55
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist you would love to be that first chick tho wouldn't ya? its ok, there's nothing wrong with wanting to be amazing. if you looked as sweet and sexy as that after your op, hell even i'd consider banging ya.



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    I mean shit, yeah, but that's a totally unreasonable expectation for me. I'd be happy to be a 5/10. :/
  16. #56
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist


  17. #57
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by HTS I mean shit, yeah, but that's a totally unreasonable expectation for me. I'd be happy to be a 5/10. :/

    You will always be a man no matter what surgery you have. All teasing aside, don't lop your balls off bro. You can't get em back.
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  18. #58
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by D4NG0 You will always be a man no matter what surgery you have. All teasing aside, don't lop your balls off bro. You can't get em back.

    fucking hell man, could you imagine doing all that and then finding out a year or two later that it was actually just a faze you were going through? that would be the absolute definition of cucking yourself. shit man, that would be some top-level tragedy, omg fuck.



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  19. #59
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i tell you what tho, if they could make you into a proper fit woman and then turn you back again a few weeks later, absolutely perfect tho, i'd give that a go for sure. that would be one hell of a trip.



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  20. #60
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by NARCassist fucking hell man, could you imagine doing all that and then finding out a year or two later that it was actually just a faze you were going through? that would be the absolute definition of cucking yourself. shit man, that would be some top-level tragedy, omg fuck.

    Yeah, there are people who have regretted it for sure. That's why suicide rates remain astronomically high even for trannies post-op who pass flawlessly.
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