Like for putting pictures of lil sporty or the bugleboy's head on;
Step one, wait till nature calls. If you need to speed this up I suggest coffee and fruit. Others have reported good luck using tobacco.
Step two, if using a tolet then make a toilet paper bed in the tolet bowl. The obvious and typical use of this is to keep the toilet water from splashing your testes and/or buttholes when the poop drops. More importantly for this exercise, it forms a 'raft' of sorts which helps keep your fece from sinking or standing upright ( although upright fece could make a great basis for a shithead's totem pole, although it would be difficult to get a good camera angle on a totem poop in a tolet).
Step 3, you can wipe now, but you have to be careful to discard your soiled toilet papers in the fringes of the tolet bowl. This is risky because you are at risk of the TO concealing some of your fece. In other countries it is customary to put the soiled TPs into the waste bin so in that case it wouldn't interfere. OR you can keep your pants down and stand up and wipe after the next step.
Step four, take the picture. Be careful not to drop your phone into the toilet or it can get ruined unless it is one of the Active models by Samsung which are resilient against water. Experiment with the focus and flash settings until you get the perfect shot.
To Be continued...
Thanks now I'm rock hard
Time to olive oil this cock me thinks
2018-02-07 at 6:22 AM UTC
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Being a sovereign citizen
Don't u think maybe they were doin u a solid by just towing ur car and not arresting u?
And maybe cuz u didn't pay the cost of the toe now the next guys not gonna get any slack?
2018-02-02 at 3:11 AM UTC
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Good breads to buy?
I just woke up after a 16hr sleep . I'm about to get out of bed and lightly toast some sourdough English muffins n put pb&j in it. A true treat!
Yo crapsper I thought u had a challenger hellcat, what's this about having no car
Sploogook is our eternal leader and scronaldo is the chancellor here
I like how everyone has a hard-on for scron. It's like a modern day witch accusation.
If you haven't been called scron or Sploogook you aren't living
It's supposed to be an insult I think but those are two of the most hilarious posters here so it isn't very insulting.
2018-01-31 at 2:02 PM UTC
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haul for tonight
Go to imgur.com , shrink the browser screen so you can see your image file in a folder at the same time, then click and drag the photo into the imgur web page.
It will upload for a few secs then show you the picture, you click a drop down arrow in the top right corner of the pic and click "get share links"
Click the COPY button next to the one that says like BBcode and then it's in ur clipboard and u paste it on ur post in here.
2018-01-30 at 5:40 PM UTC
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man is born crying
Bling bling is basically a honorary Indian like my dad Raj
2018-01-30 at 5:39 PM UTC
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man is born crying
He's not ugly anyway. Sometins it hard to elate to him because of the fucked up way British people talk, same thing talking to Indian nationals
2018-01-30 at 5:07 PM UTC
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man is born crying
You can call bling ugly vut yo can't call him poor
§m£ÂgØL has a identity crisis like most fake-mexicans, be easy on him.
Mashlehash, quick! Sabotage his coke collection!
2018-01-28 at 9:49 PM UTC
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Jobless Market Starts Now
Actually LOLing at that idea .
