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i just spent 20 dollers at FIVE GUYS HAMBURGER COMPANY, you know when i was a boy and George Bush was president I could get a real American fast food meal for 5 bucks. Ah well, the Dems ruin everything.
i cant even eat all these fries its like a half gallon of fries and im just a wittle guy with a wittle tumtum
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BUILD A STERLING ENGINE AND A SOLAR CONCENTRATOR PUT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MIRRORS ON UR GARANGE AND AIM THEM AT YUR HOUSE BE CAREFUL NOT TO BURN SHEELL UP LIKE AN ANT IN A MAGIFYING GLASS
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upgrade the alternator on chelles car and shooplift a big power inverter to connect, then just run her car 24/7 and run extension cords to ur favorite appliances.
put a brick on the accelerator if it doesn't rev up enough on its own. this is totally legal although the power company hates it also on the plus side her car will always be warm when its time for work
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2019-12-06 at 10:46 PM UTC
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Build in decoys for bots
if i make a chokehold request to get rid of gay ass captcha for new users to make a post, and instead they have to vote for the MUSCLEJOCK MINECRAFT SERVER iyt will get accepted
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bologna plants go to estate sales wearing your basketball pants and start buying animal furs to cover everything with, animals dont get cold becuase they have fur now you can too
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2019-12-05 at 7:48 PM UTC
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creeping out lyft drivers
have a bunch of swims steal squeegeez from the ass station, tell them ur route aheaed of time that way they can all rush HUAWEIs car at all the lights and start shammying the windows and demanding money
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "window"!
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i grabbed a jizz rag off the floor and accidentally stabbed myself in the pee hole with a used plastic fork that was inside
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I will replace my windows with mirrors and put FREE FOOD signs all over so when people walk up they realize THEY ARE THE FOOD and get shot with a crossbow from a dude hiding in a tree
make them run on the hamster wheel for a few days to detoxify their penile glands and get the pharmaceuticals out of their SYSTEMS also it tenderizes the meet
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2019-12-01 at 1:29 PM UTC
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Ezcapechat doesn't work
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2019-12-01 at 7:20 AM UTC
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living life on ur own terms
Originally posted by Poast
That's the funny thing about subjectivism, it can be used to negate any obvious truth, even when it's right in front of your face. A better word for it would be contrarianism, because really you're just trying to argue that something obvious isn't true so that you look edgy and smart. By all means tho, use subjectivist language to tear down every established foundation this society has, you're gonna fit right in with modernity.
WOW, Mind. fucking. blown.
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oooh get a fleshlight,some king of the hill DVDs, and a box of whippits
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2019-11-30 at 8:08 AM UTC
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How can we beat china?
avoid buying their junk crap
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LOL lil SPORTY put his fatboy stepson on a diet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2019-11-20 at 6:14 PM UTC
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Anyone here wear glasses?
i have good vision i wear glasses just for looks and style
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get some modelo and watch the electric meter spin thats what i always do
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oooohhhHHHHH yeaAHH!!! Big FUCKING
NUT, Nigga! fucking clutch that big nut nigga!!!!
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hey yall shoutout to mac miller and mike jackson
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yeah, cause OKgoogle and siri worked so flawlessly I decided I wanted to get a bezos prism hardwired into my place that way jorge soros can decide what time lights out is
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