Some fucking asshole waits till i fall asleep then blasts their blowtorch thru my window screen it fucks my shit up as soon as i smeel the fumes i get up and he runs away and screams like a horny cat.
keep your eyes peeled because no one knows what hes capable of
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i called my bud up on the phone and he said he seen them i said BULL SHIT! I WAS NEVER OVER THERE WHERE YOU SEEN EM. well four days later i was getting desperate and so i called up bud and he showed me and sure as shit there they were laying out in a field. it just goes to show that sometimes you need to open your horizons and stop tring to tell people that are trying to help you HOW IT IS. sometimes the mind doesnt remember right so before you go acting like a total dick shit you should just shut up and hear folks out
thats why i threw all my caution into the wind
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they did this in berkeley too that did a whole rigamaroo of banning man-holes cause its sexist so now they can't refer to them as man-holes they are circularly-lidded access quarters
and then after that they banned natural gas. very unnatural. down in illinois they had a gay pride thing all the queers came out like perverts
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shes making that pooper clap like eeee EEEEEE. kinko voice:this is howwey dewwwwooeeer it phamm!!! bap bap bap bap bap brb i have to go wash the schmeel off my lappy my smellovision just crash
remember when lil arny was stuck on stupid for kinko and would always smell his finger while talking about licking her armpits and burning her house down, the other hand down his pants he would just mumble to himself like " oh yeah SHeHOYYYYYYEAH YEAH"
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stop bathing so much and let the dirt bu9ild up on your body its natural and darkens youre complexion then switch to yellow shaver's cream ( why is barbosol shaving cream white instead of cream colored... )
STAR TREK!
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