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2020-06-23 at 12:14 PM UTC in Ideas for making a movie ( i will use your idea if its good but you will NOT be paid )It will have a big fountain like rich people put in their hughmungous driveways, but this fountain will be different. It will be made out of volcanic rock like a gigantic Molcajete ( only a few users here will know what that is ). BUT, here's where this fountain gets very interesting: it will be heated ( not that i know what that word means) with an eternal flame fired from a hidden underground 1000 gallon propaneya tank. heated to a precisely thermostatically controlled 185 degrees Farenheit. Here's where things get VERY interesting: the fountain will be filled with fresh coffee and the top is a percolater, constantly brewing a steady trickle of fresh coffee with the old coffee running into a discrete overflow to the creek. The circulation pumps for the water feature will be custom designed and manufactured by A.Y. McDonald.
Anyway thats just the opening scene of the movie. I have an idea later these two guys get up on a bunkbed and start rough housing and get in a slapping match which escalates quickly into one guy getting put into a giant football and rolled off the bed.
Looking for ideas for another scene after the fountain the football thing is later in the movie
edit: as you can imagine, on a cool morning the steamy hot coffee vapor fuming off towards the "slightly ajar ( du wut? )" window on your villa and you open the window it will smeel delightfulThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-23 at 11:36 AM UTC in Photo of Wyatt 6-23-2020Hey guys its me Photo of Wyatt I hope youre all doing good this morning. I normally don't get up till noon but shell had another nightmare ( the recurring one not that i know what that word means where she gets romantically assaulted by lil nassex, i know, disgusting ) and she had a reactionary fidget in her sleep and she kneed me right in my liver which fucked my shit up. i went to poop and it literally dented my poop and it came out like a crooked banana and started hitting the side of the toilet all the while i was wretching my guts out like FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK( that's another story)
Anyway it woke me up i was in downright terror i didn't know what the hell was going on so i got out of bed and went to the basement to smoke a Bronson and then I had another and started studying for my driver's test. I'm pretty sure you don't need to study but shell said if i don't study she aint gonna take me to the driver test ( like what is the point of studying anyway all you have to do is not get in an accident and dont get in a high speed chase and they will print you a driver license, they gave one to my brother so it cant be that hard ) can anyone explain to me the thing where you pull into the median on a divided highway to turn off which side of the thing you go to??
anyway i got a bonus at work for meeting our corona production numbers and shell said if i put some stop leak in her radiator she will take me to goodwill to spend the rest but i'll probably invest some of it first my dads always saying the best investment you can make is in yourself so i want to. they have a bunch of bean bags and a ron poupille rotisserie grill at good will ive been eyeing but theres always something new and interesting so whose to say what i will get. im pretty sure radiator stop leak is made by the same people that make JP weld so im just gonna pour some JP weld in her radiator cause my brother has a half a tube left from when we JP welted some tread back on his tyres. cause the semi truck drivers just throw extra tread out onto the road sometime waste not want not as me dear old mum always used to say to me and shell.
anyway im getting really nervous about work because im thinking about calling in sick to smoke weed and play ARK but i only have 9 hours left to decide if i call in sick or not . hey that reminds me shell said i have to learn to type proper ( not HUNT N PEK LOL ) so i can type out what she is saying that way i can help her take notes and also sometimes she says i "forget" to do what she told me like especially when its about taking out the trash ( DONT ASK.... ) anyway these QWERTY keyboards are fucking stupid why would i want to learn a retard method of keyboard? so i'm gonna look at garage sales and try to find one of those kavorkian keyboards because you can type so fast on those my friend at work has one and he said he will teach me sometime if i help him petsit his cats when he goes on trips.
anyway to be continued
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2020-06-23 at 11:41 AM UTC in Photo of Wyatt 6-23-2020ur grndpa red it whle e was svking my dck wat a faget he iz
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2020-06-23 at 11:19 AM UTC in Fona 23-6-2020Fona actually got sponsored by Mike Lindell ( the creator inventor and sole proprietor of one My Pillow and also his famous Ghiza Sheets and hes gonna help Mike come up with a fantastic new product. The first thing they want to collaborate on is Fona has been working on drawings of a fantastic new product, it's called the Plastow it's a combination of plastic and pillow it is a pillow made out of plastic.
Tired of getting up in the middle of the night to fluff shell's pillow? Just get a Plastow it doesn't need to be fluffed! It will be manufactured in Dayton using Mike Lindells patented factory technology. When two people get together and do something epic using both of their special abilities it's called synergy and that's exactly what were seeing with this. Theres a lot more excitement planned for this factory but ill let the King of Plastic shock and awe you with the press release this is just a taster of sorts.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-22 at 3:46 PM UTC in This just in presidentIt's because §m£ÂgØL doesn't own any blankets he literally only uses sheets, sometimes if it's cold he will pull up to 25 sheets on top of eachother: pure egyptian cotton some really high threadcount... truly some high end bedding, that much is undeniable. blankets are for poor people he saysThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-22 at 4:46 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬youre welcome.. (cableguy)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-22 at 4:43 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-18 at 11:32 PM UTC in I coined "Krotz".you also coined sleeping with older men and getting youre shithole pussy throttled thanks for the thread opieThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-18 at 10:06 PM UTC in My Bando Aprriciation Threadgood thread opie i just ate a whole box of hatamales now i feel like tom hank: Bleughhhhhhhhhh ,WILSON!! BLUEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! hehe im quirky like tom hankThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 2:12 AM UTC in Random pallets of bricks appearing in multiple protest locations across the USi never thought youd open youre eyes to what the global elites are doing
its been going on since before we were born
LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMPThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-04 at 2:54 AM UTC in DUDE i literally just blew a spiderbro wats manaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 2:55 AM UTC in little sportythe lazy centrifuge they spin him up like 500RPM (not that i know what those are ) to purify him
its not exactly balanced it sounds like a beat clothes dryer with a pair of boots slapping around in itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-04 at 3:29 AM UTC in Dude.. Target is literally selling theyre stores
Originally posted by mmQ Hello I'd like to purchase life insurance on wtc building 7 thanks have a nice day oh weird that's so weird that it fell over ooops! Oh well I guess give me a bunch of money now lololol
dude im pretty sure i made a thread aboiut this are you mocking me? about how they used jedi thermite to burn it down ( and jet fuel ) which the thermite is still burning thru the center of the eath to this day yet it will reach china this year ( aka burn thru the entire earth )The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 3:32 AM UTC in Black lives apparently don't matterwhat if he doesnt thoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-02 at 10:36 PM UTC in Fona 6/2/2020soon enough you will have the keys to the factory and a little office shed in the plant with a window airconditioner a coffee pot and a culligan machine also a calendar of busty women and dusty blinds that you glare at people out of that way they know not to disturb you in the officeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-02 at 10:15 PM UTC in I miss warioat
Originally posted by mmQ …just brought his deviancy to Nigeria, Angola, or the Phillipines, he would've been just fine, according to my just now google search.
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I mean if I wanted to fuck a kid I'd do some research and fuck a kid where it was allowed. Doesn't seem too complicated.
i see whats going on hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-01 at 10:15 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬grills an cigerting are sitting in an fence cegerting falls off wuts leftThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-01 at 10:10 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬postin in an intuitive thread dont know what it means thoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-29 at 1:36 PM UTC in Do you want your kids using drugs?yeah iill def get him spice and have him drive me around in my chevy camaro
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2020-05-31 at 2:26 AM UTC in Why do blacks always riot over thug niggers
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi That is absolutely wrong.
The only reason people think the police have it out for niggers is because blacks are stupid and savage, they are unable to cooperate with the police which usually winds up with them six feet under.
this niggas posting from his racecar bed againThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
