*takes drag* *scrolls* *sensibly chuckles* *takes drag* *spits on ground* *scrolls* *glances at nearby traffic* *takes drag* *wonders how many dandelions are in this field* *spits* *takes drag* *looks skeptically at sky* *flicks cig cherry and disposes of cigarette in appropriate receptacle *sighs* *walks back into work
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