cONGRATS ON this epic milestone. i still remember where i was when i got my 100th post. i was in the hallway in front of miss millers class and the principal come on the PA speaker and said and i quote "ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS I REPEAT ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS, IT IS WITH GREAT DISTRESS THAT i inform you all how A College Professor has reached 100 post, SCHOOL WILL BE DISMISSED FOR THE DAY. go HOME TO YOU'RE LOVED ONES
i was like, mother fucker shit! I did it i rREALLY DID IT
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And the babby will be named Amonia. And it will be adopted out. And shmell will adopt it. And that plastox money will be spent providing for Amonia. And considering the absolute state of what goes down, you will never be Amonia's true father.
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Actually Keenan, she works directly for the department of defense. if she were to step foot on a military base she would technically outrank even a general. It is highly probable that she possesses multiple licenses to kill. What's in you're wallet, Keenan?
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they let vines grow up all over they're houses. they don't want to pay to heat the house so they go to sleep with a hot water bottle. and some of them make thatched roofs. what are they're thatched roofs made out of, banana leaves?
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The first time i read this thread, was when i was 11 years old. i was with my dad in the car when this thread came up on the lappy. my dad loves this thread and he said 'ahh, this is a great thread' and turned up the smeel of the lappy. it became my favourite thread. i was reading it on repeat for months. aventually blaster master became my favourite poster. few months later i started playing electric guitar because Bill Krozby gave me that inspiration for playing music. for months i only played depeche mode. i could see depeche mode in real life in 2019 and i can defenatlly say it was the best day of my life. he is still a hero for me.
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That looks way better than the slop you normally eat arny. Maybe you should give him your air-dryer and buy him some more kitchen knicknacks and he can cook real food for you to eat
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Omg yes! I heard this song at a gay **x party last night. I couldn’t Shazam it because there were no phone but I was trying my hardest to remember the lyrics and here I am lmao.
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because i was learning to be a prof before i got kicked out of college professor school i kinda jumped the gun and even bought the vanity license plates
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i was actually there when this happened and lowkey i think it was a total false flag power play. what happened was Misses Boot came in the store and did some jive ass handshake with Mister Carter and then she put some Misses Dash in her Cart and i checked her out while she was checking out. Mister Carter was ringing her spice up and they chopped it up for a few minutes just having not a care in the world and laughing really loud then they leaned in close and whispered some shit and Mister Carter grinned and produced some contraband bandanas from his back pocket she shrieked and said you fool ass cracker gimme that shit already! and then and then
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Originally posted by Dregs
you are a good poster and man. have a few beers for me bro.
HELL YEAH. You're one of the Frankys and never go Keenan. my dads been telling me the many benefits of run-flat tires and the pros and cons of various lug nut patterns but he says YO
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