Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
I just finished reading "The Dinosaur" by Augusto Monterroso.
The whole thing is in Spanish but I read it anyways and I think it was about someone waking up and there was a dinosaur. It is a pretty good read. Would highly recommend to any Mexican.
Chalk me up another point boss.
I'm going to have to consult with §m£ÂgØL to verify the authenticity of this book report. And that other one isn't a book
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couldnt handle all the sussy eye-contact in traffic so i made a play and had otto and the boys down at big ottos auto glass put some really dark tint on my Bemis. now i feel isolated when i drive and its hard to lash out at people i have to put my face right up to the glass so they can actually see me and i mouth " fuck you" and if they react i just pop back down and they cant see me anymoree due to the auto glass
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if your goal is really to take a stance against pedos then youre doing yourself a disservice by normalizing it, and you are also hurting your credibility when you make these false accusations
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It has become abundantly clear to me in the last couple of weeks that I have been selected for a very special mission. Just last week I went into the Japanese restaurant and wouldn't you know it there was a new clerk at the counter. My change was 75 cents but she gave me 5 quarters, which I believe was fully intentional. I plan to take advantage of her generosity by going in several times daily to purchase only a handfill of soy sauce packets ( 25 cents thus I will be making free money not to mention I can sell the condiments later ) which means I can make a dollar bill into 5 quarters each time if my math is right. I will repeat this hustle with Carey as necessary to fund the mission in its entirety. I will begin tomorrow, I cant do it today because the Japanese Cataholics here are using this day to rest up and praise.
Now moving on. I have become keen to some sensitive priveleged information, that a rare conjack root exists within the pristine waters of New Zealand. This root is among the most valuable substances on earth even more than platinum and saffrod. Notice I did not disclose the exact location because I will not let jackers get privvy to the finer details of this plan. I'm going to need a vessel
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DH stands for date hookup ( heretohenceforthfore to be referred to as date hotel ) which is a shuttered dating website where many of the newer ( mostly boomer ) users emigrated from. The date hotel had an un-moderated bulletin board which many of the users enjoyed using to troll and do harassments activates to each other. The NIS's relatively low level of moderation made the site a decent replacement for the now closed hotel.
There has been a bit of a culture war with the boomers struggling to learn to upload images online, and deriding the involuntary volcel ways of the NIS natives. Their leader WellHung rose to power by real-life stalking of the hotel women. Overall theyre pretty cool and now we have more than 2 women on the site.
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Do you know anyone who sees sunshine where others see dark clouds? Have you met anyone who can laugh even though he hasn't had any good news for months? Then you've met a Yellow. Have you been at a party and wondered why everyone flocks around a particular person, man or woman? Well, in the center of the circle there's a Yellow, entertaining anyone who wants to laugh. Yellows make sure that the atmosphere is at its zenith so that every event becomes a marvelous party. When something is no longer fun, they move on to another place where the atmosphere is better.
Recognizing a Yellow is easy. He's the one who's talking all the time. He's the one who gives answers rather than asking questions–often answering questions that no one has even asked. He answers a question by telling a story that may or may not have anything to do with the issue. But it doesn't matter, because he will put you in a cheerful mood. Besides, his unshakably positive attitude also makes it impossible for you to feel upset for long.
I would even go so far as to argue that Yellows are more popular than other colors. How can I say that? Look for yourself. They entertain, put people in a good mood, and fun things always happen around them. They know how to capture everyone's attention and how to keep it. They make us feel important. They are just nice to be around.
They are also very typically touchy-feely people. Like Reds, Yellows are very willing to make quick decisions, but they can rarely explain why using rational reasoning. A more likely response would be, "It just felt right." And sure, gut feelings shouldn't be underestimated. Studies have shown that gut feelings are right more often than we think. But that's not the kind of gut feeling we're talking about here. Yellows often make decisions that are based on feeling simply because no thought was ever involved.
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