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2021-05-31 at 10:08 PM UTC in I took another girl to breakfast and Chell is sooooo PISSED!can you amagine jimmyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-31 at 10:06 PM UTC in I took another girl to breakfast and Chell is sooooo PISSED!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-01 at 1:15 AM UTC in EncroChat is encrypted...so, if ur a drug dealer, That means that you should post every available incriminating picture...Okay guy who enjoys sitting at home eating an entire pizza and washing it down with a twelve pack of budweiser on Friday night, while watching Anime and a cockroach on his chinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-31 at 10:50 PM UTC in Age progression of my friends when they leave jailyeah but if you put a big mural on your van of some cops being faggots they would lime you up in an instant facking cunts they areThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-31 at 7:25 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?im listening to the black beetle song, from rae sermons. really want a high end stereo to tard out and jam to .
I see myself as a whyte beetle
thinking about getting that piercing in my nose ive always wanted and getting a muscle car.. my dream car is the whyte beetle, maybe even one of those custom license plates to everyone know that im WHYTEBTL
mock up of my logo on the side. and id drive in a very self centered mannere, as if i was the stereo-proto-typical BMWman yet i would be cutting thru traffic like the Whyte Beetle does, it would be famous lasercar going around town sargeing all day every day
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2021-05-31 at 7:14 PM UTC in I took another girl to breakfast and Chell is sooooo PISSED!each one of these represents a feMALE ( cant spell female without MALE am i rite )
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2021-05-30 at 3:17 AM UTC in NIS fitness clubI think I'm bicycling wrong, been doing the same circuit and going as fast as possible, always. but i got slower already
5/23 4.5mi, 22min21sec, AVG:12.0MPH, MAX:21.2
5/24 4.5mi, 20min56sec, AVG:12.9MPH, MAX:22.1
5/25 4.5mi, 19min24sec, AVG:13.8MPH, MAX:23.7 -I stopped feeling like i was gonna vomit from overexertion when i finished on this day
5/26 NOTHING , i went to bed early cause i was tired from staying up too late earlier in the week ( when a nap becomes early bedtime )
5/27 4.5mi, 19min11sec, AVG:14.0MPH, MAX:22.0 -my legs were feeling a bit swol when i was finished
5/28 4.5mi, 20min07sec, AVG:13.4MPH, MAX:23.5 -my time got slower, wtf.. legs feeling more swoll
A lot of the increases were from shrinking my water break/resting time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-30 at 7:52 PM UTC in After a woman rejected me at the gym, i followed her home and...postin in an Average Frustrated Chump's thredThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-30 at 8:10 AM UTC in Nth dimensional entities are Nth dimensional paper airplanes flying in mobius strips.
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2021-05-30 at 7:18 AM UTC in meditating with youre air compressorgot one of those cheap oilless jobs that runs at high rpm it really makes an aweful racket. but i found a way to become one with the machine. when its running it sounds like BrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and I can close my eyes and let out a powerful hum which makes my head resonate in tune with it, at some harmonic of that which the compressor makes.
i want to get into meditation and this really has me thinking the posibilities to involve machinery into itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-30 at 3:36 AM UTC in Chell and I are broken up.
Originally posted by cigreting …
Who do you think benefitted the most out of the relationship? I dont think theres any question it was her
seems like it resulted in him moving away from his mothers house and he probably learnt a thing or two. but you raise an interesting point. like I always say, It's dirty work unplugging chumps from the Matrix!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-30 at 4:51 AM UTC in Im stopping smoking weed.fona got mad at schell cause she just SUGGESTED that maybe it would be a good idea to quit qeed. now he acts like it was his own brilliant plan, seems a bit susThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-30 at 3:37 AM UTC in So explain the Jedisbureua of land managers, there hte assholes that made cliven bundy stop grazing his horses for free on federal landThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-27 at 10:09 PM UTC in Sometimes I wonder about Actroyes actro loved his condoms and piss and honeyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-23 at 4:06 AM UTC in NIS fitness clubWeeeeeeele gonts, I haven't been doing my situps that I talked about in da OP ( I only did them for a day or two after making the phred but thats neither here or there ( not that I know what that means ) ). But in better news I just started reading a book by Jeff Olson THE SLIGHT EDGE and hes teaching me to rework my philosophy in life. He put me onto a program of Happy Habits which he learnt from another gont. One of the 5 Happy Habits is to exercise for at least 15 minutes a day, now that I've learnt to EAT THAT FROG! I said Frick IT, NI🅱🅱A and I put the book down and got in my hooptie and went to my buddy uncle's house and grabbed his bicicleta and brought it back to the cut.
I aired up the tyres and took it out for a rip, I went 4.5 miles and my lungs still feel itchy and i felt a bit like vomiting. A bit after half way I stopped and drank some walter for a minute. I think if I could go bout 25 or 30 miles would be pretty legit. Komo-the-Homo can do that no problem because he puts in work , even tho we like to make fun of him and call him a booty bandit but I think his special underwear help him pedal faster without rubbing his pants and steelwool-body-hair and starting a fire. But he has meat pistons which propel him forward in life and he didn't just get born with meat-pistons, he developed them over a series of years.
Anyway another Happy Habit is to journal for 2 minutes a day about a positive experience youve had in the last 24hrs , so that was my positive experience now I did two of my Happy Habits. I will be making a lot more threads in the future keep you're eyes peeled
edit: also it made my spit get foamyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-25 at 3:34 PM UTC in GUYS, PRINCE HARRYThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-24 at 11:37 PM UTC in Two more die on Everest
Originally posted by mmQ I think the chances are still pretty slim that you'll die. Either way its called thrill-seeking for a reason. Powerful adrenaline rushes associated with doing anything that has a risk of death.
Hurr durr I'm gonna drive my car 85 mph down this two lane highway cuz I liek to go fast, mere feet from semis passing the opposite way , sure hope I don't die I gotta get to Jim's house for the thing!
oh were doing this one again? heard
Hurr durr the sign says 65 so im gonna go down thise 2lane highway cuz i like to follow the rulesz and go 65, mere feet from semis passing the opposite way, gud thing i cant get hurt since i reed signs and im a good corporate citizen!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-22 at 8:52 PM UTC in I AM EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!But who will b this months biggest loser??!?
Good work arny , reminds me of the job where i ran over that pile of soler panels before i ran them over.
tell me about you're written goals
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hey i made your image better, i want an award now
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2021-05-22 at 8:39 PM UTC in Do you miss Bill Krozby?HEY YOU BROKE DA NEGRO SPACE STATION, wtf HOW DID U DO DAT?!
But wut about hte growlers??!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-22 at 6:14 PM UTC in Kindness ThreadSmellDung's life philosophy in a nutshell:
hmm, my cholesterols down to 239, I need to get it up over 400. There are still a few arteries flowing – better make sure I get these clogged, too
If I ever saw him in the street I would immediately kick his ass. Folks, humpty dumpty is a female, which is why it would be oh-so easy. I'd just grab a hand fill of sand from the gutter and hurl it in his face and start punching him in the back of the head until he cries. There would only be three hitsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
