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2021-12-08 at 5:45 AM UTC in I got my Covid Booster 101f tempWEll, enjoy the rest of youre life. I heard the coof-shank kills the recipient within a year or twoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-28 at 1:13 AM UTC in putting legos in ur dads shoeand claiming it musth ave been ur brotherThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-08 at 9:46 AM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to driveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-01 at 12:34 AM UTC in My girlfriend got into a car accidentyeah i used a craptain crunch toy from a happy meal to dial into totse for free by playing that note jeff ent up having to pay a 3800 dollar phone bill cuz i call collect thats also how many baudd my favorite modem was, thats a lot of baudsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-06 at 6:17 PM UTC in 900 dumbasses fired over zoom callOH shit it was just a social experiment at the end he was like JK fuys, look under YOURE CHAIR and theres a 50 dollar applebees giftcard and a frozen honeyglazed HAM for theyre Christmas bonusThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-05 at 6:16 AM UTC in Justin Beiber destroyed my country and economyWalter Sr. : DAMN IT PINKMAN DONT U NO WUT COULD HAPPEN DUE TO THESE THINGS U DID?!
pinkman: like, what.... bitch?
HANK: WhoooOOEEEEEEEEEE fuys i just TOOK A HUGE SHITTER IN yalls toilet and left a bunch of SKIDMARKS ehuehuehuehuehue
Skyler: U really know how to piss me off Walter, dont forget to pickup UR SON at his doctors appointmentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-30 at 10:46 AM UTC in Women are frankly fed up with modern menyeah fundamentally youre right. Jordan Peterson says you can tell if someone's your friend when you can tell them bad news and they listen without trying to one up you or derail the conversation or tell you why youre a dumbass, and when you tell them good news they help you celebrate instead of trying to tell you about something better. he says people that do the bullshit are assholes who can get fucked
so i guess theres two sides to that coin at the end of the day its trueThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-05 at 6:14 AM UTC in 20 years old
Originally posted by D3VDINSIDX I feel u, it’s not a pleasant life I’m not that bad of a person I don’t involve myself in many things but I wish you peace and that many blessings come to u soon
Calm and Soothing Police Detective Voice: Hey bud, sometimes good people do bad things. Why don't you get it off your chest by helping me establish intent and motive ( ive been watching EPIC INTERROGATOINS ON UTUBE )The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-05 at 5:46 AM UTC in 20 years oldThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-05 at 5:18 AM UTC in Justin Beiber destroyed my country and economywow you make a timbob sandwhich encased in toast now thats what i call ingenuityThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-25 at 7:19 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to driveOPs meem stonks went up 4000% now hes gonna by a tesla model PThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-25 at 6:51 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drivethats bad for the environmentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-02 at 9:39 AM UTC in Matchew's real name is MIKEWhen I was in my early 20s I worked at a Starbucks in a bookstore. This guy kept coming in to see me. He'd always order something as an excuse, but each time he kept trying to talk to me while I was making his drink, asking about me to get to know me a bit, and I was polite -- lots of customers make small talk, and it doesn't mean anything, but I knew deep down he had his eye on me and he really gave me creepy vibes, but, as with every customer, I'd always smile and be agreeable. At one point he tried to give me his number, which I declined. He would always ask when I was getting off work and I'd try to avoid the question. Before long a male coworker started walking me to my car.
One day he came in all banged up and told me he'd been in a fight at a bar. He also admitted to me, with a grin, he'd been out doing drugs. I barely knew this guy, but he'd come right up to the counter and blurt things out in front of other customers and speak to me as if we'd known each other for years. After that I tried to avoid him, and I notified a manager that he made me uncomfortable. This guy would hide in the store, wait for me to go on break, wait for me to sit down in the café to eat my food, and then he'd pop out of nowhere and sit down with me, uninvited and without asking. I began to see he really didn't have boundaries, and at that point I told him I wasn't interested in whatever he thought was going on between us.
After that, some time passed, and I hadn't seen him in awhile, so I assumed he took the hint and moved on. One night while I was on break, I was at a McDonalds drive thru. I had an old Buick back then that did not have automatic door lock, and to be honest, it hadn't even crossed my mind that I should have locked my doors. Well. I was shocked when this guy came out of nowhere and got into the car with me. He literally opened the passenger side door and climbed in like it was no big deal. How he found me or knew where I was? No clue. That in itself was terrifying. I stared at him for a second, and then I started screaming and honking my horn; he quickly got out of the car and ran full speed across the parking lot.
He could have stabbed me. He could have held a gun to my head. He could have robbed me. He could have just wanted to have a civilized conversation, and I won't ever know. After that, I never saw him again. Maybe I overreacted, but I do consider myself lucky that nothing more happened, then, or after. LOCK. YOUR. DOORS.
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2021-11-30 at 8:20 AM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
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2021-12-01 at 6:14 AM UTC in selling official plantessi mercht shirts for men and also beach blankets.
Shirts are 30 bucks for small thru large and XL thru 3XL is 40 dollars. the beach towel costs 35 dollars
im working with are partners now to try to introduce a plunger to the merch lineThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-01 at 3:05 AM UTC in New Minecraft Serveri dug down and chexxed out the new caves but i havent ventured off to find any clifs yet
the new caves seem tough because theyre so big theres a ton of spawning spaces in em = tons of mobs. several cool changes though, general mob spawning now requires a light level of 0 instead of <7 so you don't need a million torches to spawnproofThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-30 at 10:41 PM UTC in I ruined a forklift battery at work tonight and it was funny.yeah man my friend klaus accidentally hurt people when he was on a forklip and its all on tape crazy he felt terrible but oh well
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2021-11-30 at 1:47 AM UTC in My girlfriend got into a car accidenthe forgot to give her the speech about cars being like magic carpets and how you have to keep you're head on a swivel like in tf2The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-30 at 10:12 AM UTC in Every white person alive is rascistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-30 at 7:49 AM UTC in I ruined a forklift battery at work tonight and it was funny.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
