Originally posted by Donald Trump
What if there are endangered frogs hibernating under the landslides?
Did you do an environmental impact statement on joining the two sides of this river together?
yeah we need to take community input about how the highways made POCs and LGBTs FEEL and see if its even worth it because frankly the jury is out on this one. the only thing for certain is that if its rebuilt were going to use dyed concrete to make the road the homosexual superhighway of rainbow colored concrete. the internet is a series of tubes
Originally posted by Nile
"Well we paid a guy for the report. He went to a community college for biologogy or something but he keeps delaying the report knowing that each day the project is on hold costs us an arm and leg as he does his "study". "
"Ask him how much he wants and get him a hooker"
a big GAY hooker, TOO.
*6 years later* okay we decided we can biuld the highway back but were going to only make it one lane this time due to carbon, the rest will be an inclusive bicycle lane with microchip toll readers that fine anyone who isnt wearing their mask while cycling
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guys we cant just build the roads back, what gives us the right to alter the landscape like that. welp i guess we just have to check everyones vaxeen passports because theres no roads now
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my family said dont bother coming to visit this year without youre vaxeen ( and my "papers" for it ( seriously? wtf, do they think they are Wes Watson and now I have to show my paperwork once I hit the yard? ) becuase they "aren't trying to die this holiday season". they told me to like.. "yeah, well see if youre hero Donald Trump wants to have thanksgiving with you"
edited to improve my confusing GrAmMar and add my reaction to the paperwork thing
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Fela Kuti didn't just say it, he actually delivered a casket to the home of his president ( who's goons had fatally wounded his mother because they didn't like his music ). Been listening to the song a lot the last couple days and decided to look into the meaning of the lyrics and got a hell of a story