I've never mentioned this before, but Buda is the next town over near where we lived and we got a tip about this farmer guy had really mature crops for the pickin.. We went during the day because thats the only way the three of us could do it together, and plus his house was actually really far away from his farm / little wooden over hang. And we were in there shoving tons of plants in our sacs.
He fucking comes there and is flipping out and run out the other side at the wooden over hang thing near the gate where climbed in and it was a kinda of a tall gate but pete and scaled it really quick and we were running but immediately stopped and yelled "TOM WHAT THE HELL WHERE ARE YOU?!
And then I guess he almost made it over the fence guy threw him over the fence he was hang on top of the fence half his body from the waist other on the other side, and he was yelling and we were yelling TOM MAN HURRY UP! and then the fence started shaking... and he was kinda screaming and moaning squinting hard. We freaked out and ran home..
We didn't see Tom for a week, evidently he had to go to the hospital , like eventually he ent up waking up passed out and had to go find someone.
He was acting really weird and the whole thing was fucked up and we just didn't want him saying something about how we went to go steal weed from this guy.. so... we just pretty much didn't talk to him really anymore and especially because we didn't want people thinking we were gay.
2 years ago evidently my mom knows toms mom she gave toms mom my email. she emailed me saying tom was in the psyche ward and mentioned me and that he wanted to see if you'd go visit him, he's been really depressed but you were such a good friend of his.
So I go and I bring him a personal sized pizza and a fanta. And I'm like hey whats up bud and he's just kinda like ignoring me and I extended the pizza out to him and he hit it out my onto the floor and screamed at me "WHY DID YOU JUST LEAVE ME THERE?!"
and he started crying and I sat on the bed next to him and put my arm around him and squoze him close to me and just cried, I don't feel like he was being a pussy or anything, I really that he's been through a lot. I told him I love you man, and he calmed down a lot and we just got to joking and shooting the shit about other stuff and ent up apologzing and ordered a pizza for us.
I told him you know when you get out we'll party and stuff and I have this friend thats knewly single I used to see and I'm sure she'd hang out with you, she's cool. And he was excited and like "Oh yeah for real man?
And I said "Yeah, but just don't tell her you got raped or she will think you're gay" And he got pissed like he gonna wig out but didn,t I was like bud I was just joking..
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The Harley 96.7 cu in. is about 1584 cc.
30 cu. in. is about 492 cc.
There is more to this than just converting from cc to ci. A newer 450 dirtbike is a fucking monster and weights considerably less than a full sized harley. If youve ridden a 450 bike youd know they are alot to handle if you don't know what your doing. here is my 250 2 stroke gas gas I used to ride and that thing was alot to handle at times. since this is a 250cc 2 stroke this would be pretty similar to a 4 stroke 450
Millennials will just let everyone walk all over them and make the problem worse by encouraging the the tyrants' perverse behavior. They don't have enough life experience to understand that the less they do about it, the deeper everyone gets, the braver the tyrants become. With millennials, it's all about them, and their fear, and their insecurity, and their cowardice, and their apathy.
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So the last several weeks being spent @ home I've noticed a large buzzard camps out on my roof line then onto my front yard fence. He feeds off the food I toss out to the birds,squirrels,rabbits & feral cats. He's so comfortable he doesn't even fly away when I come out the door & looks me dead in my eyes like "what up kid" lol. I named him Rakim because he's old school & clearly no joke.
Well heavy drinking & boredom have me plotting on summoning him w/ a sleeve fashioned from sirloin steak & a welder's glove. I do consider myself as a renaissance man, so the coveted summoning a falcon may not be in my cards but a buzzard is also a large bird of prey so it will fit well in any list of couthly achievements. I've spoken w/ my son & we're working on a "summoning wild birds of prey" play list but I'm in favor of just having Ozzy - I Don't Wanna Stop on loop lol. My son will be filming, I plan on donning a wife beater,boxers & slides if possible I will have a silver goblet in the free hand(on nearby standby by the fence post). My new neighbors haven't truly been exposed to me yet, I feel this will formally introduce them to the way of the cul-de-sac.
Ozzy - I Don't Wanna Stop
Today I began the courtship , I waited for him to move to the fence I came outside & sat on the porch for a few minutes, then I slowly got up & walked over to the fence, got within 3 feet before he moved a little further down, no flight though.
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Together we must stand alone and distance ourselveves together, we need to send money to italy. This is how its done, together alone we stand as one and when you die alone at least you're dying with others together.
we're all in this together fam.
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I don't know how the balancing/selection process works but typically (from memory) the longer waves travel farther so they're used in rural areas whereas shorter waves have greater wall penetration so they're favoured in cities.
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lol and op just brought another animal in the house he can't take care of. he can't go to kfc because niggers parked there car behind shells.. he can't take care of his dog he got because him and shell have to go to work, he can't decide weather or not to have fish or chicken.. buys several heaters and an air fryer to keep warm..
all these false outrages
like why would you move into nigger town and just complain about it? Like people selling drugs.. I'm pretty sure the next place you move you'll bitch about it and people selling drugs.. where do people not sell drugs?
Hey but don't worry we ain't madatcha
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So that means you have been touching someone else's piss and shit without realizing it all this time, and you could now have any number of viruses or infections, which may even only fully manifest at a much later time. Like an Easter egg.
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i go to the cafe where the old mexican lady calls me sweetie , i dont get dessert there because im sweet enough already
i'd ask when she gets off work and eat her booty like my morning muffin
*sips*
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