Originally posted by Sudo
When I eat harvest crunch cereal my stools come out like a body going through the wood chipper like Fargo
I used to eat handfuls of sunflower seeds, shells and all, and I'd imagine my stools were similar. Kinda like if when you don't chew a tortilla chip all the way and swallow a little piece that gets wedged in your throat and you have to slowly swallow over and over drinking waters trying to edge it down bit by bit but the spike of pain after each swallow. Kinda like that but with a dozen chips and they're reluctantly coming out your prison pocket.
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I'll call ur mom & we'll discuss it.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I attempted to engage in commerce with a group of Asian whores in San Fran,, they all clucked like chickens and backed away,, I was really high so I just laughed it off but to this day it still bothers me from time to time
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Originally posted by stupid noob
Oy. Sick burn, m8. I seem to recall you enjoyed touching yourself to them tho.
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mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
Originally posted by stupid noob
It's understandable, you're used to women ignoring you.
I know someone who has a used hay baler for sale. He wants an arm and a leg for it, but he said you could pay him later... 😊
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Draw sploo glassing homeless shambo
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Originally posted by A College Professor
"on mommy's toes. come suck the coffee off, baby. :)"
"yes momma. mom mom momma... mmmm yeah.... can't believe those fags online think this is weird... cucks!"
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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Originally posted by Lanny
Why do you post from two accounts? I think we've all figured it out by now.
Me? because you followed my comment without quoting.
I don't
you're the alt master. shit you also can see the fucking IPs you dumb ass
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The feet thing is because they worship the person who is standing on them. Plus, I think they kind of like the smell.
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2018-08-31 at 6:42 PM UTC
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The truth about -SpectraL.
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2018-08-31 at 7:49 AM UTC
in
i smeel mousepoop
mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
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2018-08-31 at 4:49 AM UTC
in
Schizophrenic users.
longest punchline.. work on your timing, buttraped weirdo!
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2018-08-31 at 2:52 AM UTC
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I'm on the fucking moon
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
you also have partially diagnosed mentall unwellness.
don't try and chimp out on me, I'll rub feces in your face. alt boy
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Originally posted by A College Professor
here i am
Logic not long dick
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
He huffs starter fluid and gasoline. Seriously.
i only did that like 10 times and it was worth it
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I have a joke about a gorilla hand that has been gaining steam online
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Originally posted by A College Professor
Kinda funny how quick the fun-bunch derails a normal user's thread but they cry bloody murder ( and apparently threaten to double-tap you in the same breadth ) if you don't coddle the OP in their threads.
using dark humor to extract or extrapolate has had me uneasy at times.. getting real a few times. but It became both the only way to eventually narrow things down by sort of filtration like reverse osmosis process? let it flow like water.. as bruce lee stated. Then it will CRASH!
as well as
Boom.. there it is.
OK I admit I don't know all.. it's why I will search forever.. prolly
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2018-08-27 at 8:06 PM UTC
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hi im new here =)
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Is that what you see in that avatar?
Do you not? Are you gay? Has caffeine and motherbeating destroyed your libido?
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