2022-05-29 at 4:04 PM UTC
giver her a hot glass of water to drink and have her go to bed
2022-05-29 at 4:04 PM UTC
beat her to within an inch of her life
2022-05-31 at 2:24 PM UTC
an authoritative choke will soothe her anger and fury.
2022-05-31 at 2:28 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
ask her if its her time of the month
2022-05-31 at 2:56 PM UTC
I saw a woman get kicked out a car by blacks onto da corner and she had no shoes and was crying. I was like 14 years old and gave her money to ride the bus and she instantly started hassling the driver and the driver came up to me like "What the fuck this is your fault", he was also black. like what the hell man she has no shoes and is crying I don't care if shes hysterical or what but im not just gonna leave her in the streets like that
not like the bus would really help much but it was a bad area at least I got her out of there
2022-05-31 at 6:55 PM UTC
It used to be a gentle slap was required.
2022-05-31 at 7:42 PM UTC
Put a dick in her mouth like a pacifier.
2022-05-31 at 7:52 PM UTC
ITT: men assume all women get hysterical
2022-05-31 at 8:48 PM UTC
Stop using the feather on her feet.
2022-05-31 at 9:06 PM UTC
If you really want a woman to become hysterical, just drop a live snake, or better yet, a large spider.
2022-05-31 at 9:12 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
is that a tic in your hair?
2022-05-31 at 9:39 PM UTC
I believe skittering rats will also make women hysterical.
2022-06-01 at 1:28 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Medical vibrators used to do the trick.
https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/medical-vibrators-treatment-female-hysteriaSmall wall O text.
During the late 1800s through the early 1900s, physicians administered pelvic massages involving clitoral stimulation by early electronic vibrators as treatments for what was called female hysteria. Until the early 1900s, physicians used female hysteria as a diagnosis for women who reported a wide range of complaints and symptoms unexplainable by any other diagnosis at the time. According to historian Rachel Maines, physicians provided pelvic massages for thousands of years to female patients without it being considered erotic or sexually stimulating. After the Western Industrial Revolution, physicians began using electric machines in medicine, including the medical vibrator, which researchers theorize was used to more efficiently bring women to a hysterical paroxysm, the former medical term for a female orgasm. Until the 1920s, physicians used vibrating massagers as medical devices for treating hysteria at a time when doctors diagnosed women with hysteria as a sweeping diagnosis.
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