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2018-02-23 at 7:01 PM UTC in If I had a (half)black son

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

If I'm white and I had a son with a fine black thing, what would happen

Note: swim is white and isn't a wigga, but would his half/half son be his nigga?

2018-02-23 at 6:57 PM UTC in Fucking a Slam-Pig™?

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

why do mexican women end up ballooning out and their face ends up looking weathered and terrifying like that scary guy's face that greenplastic posted? by like age 35.

and why do old blonde cali milfs still look pretty bangin ( even if their face does kinda look like a lightly charbroiled barbie doll's) and wears hot ass yoga pants when they are 40 and still makes my cock throbb.

and why are black women the easiest to talk and relate to but they tend to be the most obesest and ratchet

2018-02-23 at 6:52 PM UTC in Fucking a Slam-Pig™?

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

ideally i would meet a pretty latina that wanted to grind my cock and cook me food alot and then she would get down to a juicy-but-not-obese size.

not sure if maybe i should put something like that in my bio section, i dont think anyone reads the bio anyway

2018-02-23 at 6:49 PM UTC in putting a 5TB drive in laptop

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

well i can take off the drive cover by removing screws which will be easier than cutting a hole in it.

2018-02-23 at 6:45 PM UTC in Fucking a Slam-Pig™?

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

SWIM aka 'Raj' needs some pusseye. And I have a lot of slammer-weight wemon on my tinder matches , been there for months and I haven't hit them up cause my too high standards made me focus on the few normal-weight matches.

Should I try talking to piglets? What if I fall in love with a fat woman and she wants to meet my friends or family, it would be so embarrassing! Also how do you keep the fat chicks from getting obsessed with you and making rape accusations if you don't want to see them again?

2018-02-23 at 6:29 PM UTC in Seinfeld scene that reminded me of Enter.

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

not watching until you embed it, unsubscribed.

email me when you fix your post

2018-02-23 at 6:27 PM UTC in putting a 5TB drive in laptop

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

Originally posted by benny vader just cut a square hole and let the HDD poke out of the bottom cover.

better cooling anyway.

yeah thats whati was trying to describe in the first scenario.

2018-02-23 at 6:25 PM UTC in Everyone here secretly thinks I'm the best.

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude I want to have an intimate, intimate relationship with another person. I want love fueled intimacy. not dirty, horniness fueled intimacy.

Like I really really want it. I seriously, seriously have a lot to offer. But I'm stuck circumstantially at the moment. I'm re-locating soon though.

ASL?

im circumcised too bro

2018-02-23 at 6:23 PM UTC in Everyone here secretly thinks I'm the best.

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude The joke is on you. Idiot. Hahaha. I was just kidding.

Obviously I figured it out. and you didn't even know that I was just trolling your stupid ass. ah hahahaha.

its a barely passable euphemism (not that I know what that word means), for "FUPA"

2018-02-23 at 6:19 PM UTC in putting a 5TB drive in laptop

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

Originally posted by Fox Paws Cloud storage

im old school and i resist this stuff until basically forced to accept it.

ill be damned if im gonna store all my porn and movies in 'the cloud' . then they will start telling me what hours im allowed to access it. or hey man , that's gross why do you watch that shit? "SORRY DUE TO PEAK HOURS YOUR MOVIE WILL BE ACCESSIBLE IN 25 MINUTES"

to me its like if u got a house and a workshop.. wouldn't you rather your workshop be on your property instead of renting a garage across town?

plus I'm very recurring-payment-averse

2018-02-23 at 6:15 PM UTC in theres no fucking good places to eat. kfc for dinner again.

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

Originally posted by RestStop Here cops eat free at KFC. You should see their fat asses in their newly painted suburbans taking up the entire drive thru line around noon. I guess if one wanted to cause some trouble they would know where to find them…

lmfao, for some reason i find the idea of 20 cops getting fat as fuck on KFC for free everyday quite hilarious.

where im from the major convenience store chain in the area gave them free fountain drinks which is a smart idea to reduce robberies n stuff.

2018-02-23 at 6:10 PM UTC in putting a 5TB drive in laptop

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

so it looks like conventional 2.5" platter-HDD's are being produced with capacities as high as 5TB but from what I read, the 3-5TB models are "taller" than the typical drive so probably wont fit in a normal 2.5" laptop 'bay'.

im thinking about just leaving the cover open and using doublestick tape to put it in the computer, and gluing some taller rubber feet on the bottom of laptop to keep the whole computor from sitting on the drive.

i currently have a 256gig ssd which was cool when i was playin games on here but now i mostly use this computer to shitpost and look at porn or watch movies which has filled my disk..

or i could get a usb3 drive holder for the 5tb beast and tape it to the backside of the screen and stickyback+ziptie the cable neatly along its path with a right angle plug that didnt stick out real far and was still sorta sleek. and keep my current drive as is
thoughts?

or

2018-02-23 at 6:03 PM UTC in post a pic of ur face

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

ps whats a good free site to host dirty pics on?

i want to make some animations of him taking cock up the ass

2018-02-23 at 6:01 PM UTC in post a pic of ur face

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

and i will make an animated gif of ur likeness taking a shit onto lanny, or you doing some other f*&(*cking hilarious thing to him.

2018-02-23 at 5:50 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

Originally posted by Lanny No, where did you get that idea?

Weakest insult I've seen all week

Sure, he can eat meat in the sense that he is able to. That isn't a "should" or "ought" statement though

cop out

2018-02-23 at 5:36 PM UTC in Just found the hottest not new song/performer

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

shes so cool and aweosme

2018-02-23 at 5:30 PM UTC in why are people genuinely believing captain falcon is rich

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

in what type of account?

2018-02-23 at 5:28 PM UTC in Everyone here secretly thinks I'm the best.

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

my hand smells like my sweaty ballsack/ dennys chocolate/white chocolate-chipped pancakes

move along

2018-02-23 at 5:22 PM UTC in I'm a hungover bitch and I have so much shit I need to do today

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

lets hang out ill show u around the city

let me know cause i been eating a lot of dennys and havent showered for a few days so i need a little notice and i will get cleaned up real nice before we play

2018-02-23 at 5:17 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

Originally posted by greenplastic …
"But yes, 1337 precums like a Clydesdale and is hung like one too," which is itself a cryptic reference to the past failed relationships that lead to this one. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as helladamnleet's genius unfolds itself on newtotse. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a HM and HDL heart tattoo …

Hilarious post but I just wanted to clarify for anyone that doesn't know: 1337 / WhiskeyPhoenix ( are these the same character? ) is not the same guy as HDL aka helladamnleet . I personally verified with helladamnleet that he has no plans to marry hydromorphone and the idea was news to him.

When I asked him about the alleged marriage, he expressed contempt for all the users here who use alts / keep changing their nicknames over the years. Additionally, he felt that this is not a dignified enough thread to even post the clarification himself.

Hows my posting? Thoughts/ suggestions below~!

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