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2018-02-26 at 12:48 PM UTC in requesting 200 free NIS stickersto put up all over everywhere and everything
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2018-02-26 at 12:47 PM UTC in So let me get this straight....
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2018-02-26 at 12:45 PM UTC in Florida shooting: at least 17 killed in high school attacknot sure what your crying about but I have a seperate account I use when I'm pooping and posting from my phone
its my shitposting account and its called like... 'I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly'
dare to take the black pill fam? clutch it nigga! -
2018-02-26 at 12:43 PM UTC in So let me get this straight....
Originally posted by Helladamnleet Fair enough. Lanny DOES care more about his own ego than the well being of the community as a whole. I'd love to see what his little joke software would do under any actual load.
It would probably cause his computer to combust, fatelly burning his hentai collection. the ensuing blaze would be fueled primarily from his MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING meal-replacement-powder, and once his spare room (filled with empty soy containers and shipping pallets) became set ablaze the whole building would be doomed.
one by one the neighboring apartments heat up and their respective soylent stockpiles are just more 'gas on the fire'. Eventually the entire building will be involved, and the neighboring structures also catch fire. Within just 2 hours the high winds have sealed the cities fate: San Francisco becomes a TOTAL LOSS which was foreshadowed in the 'great' San Francisco Fire of 1851.
There are scores of tragic deaths, but luckily totse2k1 happened to glance out the window before his block went up - a lone ember floating thru the air happened to fall in front of his window just as he glanced out: alerting him to the crisis about to surround him.
Luckily he was able to commandeer a fire engine mysteriously parked outside, and he drove around all the neighboring communities spreading the word to all their fire chiefs(saving approximately 1 million lives). The story only gets more bizarre from here, clutch it nigga! -
2018-02-26 at 12:23 PM UTC in So let me get this straight....but he didn't think of it
yall niggas postin in a Lil Sporty Bromo thread, clutch it nigga! -
2018-02-26 at 11:43 AM UTC in School shooting solution.have dog trainers build you some "junkyard dogs" who are normally cool as a cucumber but go ape-shit and mauling people when it hears loud noises like gunshots. dogs run fucking FAST so you could probably cover the entire school really well with just a handfull of enforcerdogs.
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2018-02-26 at 11:34 AM UTC in School shooting solution.how about co-locating schools with police stations so cops / detectives are walking the same halls?
how about all the cops who normally spend their entire day writing tickets? tell them to cut that shit out for 30 minutes or an hour a day and go to whatever school(s) are on their beat and walk the halls at a class change or two. -
2018-02-26 at 11:33 AM UTC in School shooting solution.
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Oh wait, they could just wait til everyones in the halls between classes to do the shooting
*crosses out idea*
lunch is delivered to classrooms on carts, like room-service or there are several smaller dining-rooms spread out. decentralized lockers. decentralized parking, and loading/unloading of students at many different doors, even these now-thinned-out 'bottlenecks' can be broken up more by having two or three different start and end of schooldays staggered by say 20-30 minutes. ie say they are taking a full load of classes - then some ppl go 7:00 to 3:00, some go 7:30 to 3:30, some go 8:00 to 4:00. can vary these hours even more by letting students 'telecommute' at times, and take some classes almost entirely at home. when a student starts acting like a little psycho then make them do all online classes - i remember some trouble kids that ended up doing that after getting kicked out of a few schools.
want to add some oppression? metal-detectors at all the entrances. don't want to hire 20+ security gaurds? train some of the hard-ass teachers to run them.
build a few watch-towers that provides good coverage of most of the entry and exit points and put sharpshooters in them. they don't even all have to be staffed at any given time as long as no one knows which ones are/are not staffed at any given moment. -
2018-02-26 at 10:17 AM UTC in The absolute state of mental health in the usSHES JUST HAVEING A BAD DAY YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!
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2018-02-26 at 7:08 AM UTC in Bill Krozby Got Dumped and I Just Has Multiple Orgasmsop why dont you just mellow your harsh?
i did it personally and it made my life better. clutch it nigga! -
2018-02-26 at 7:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-26 at 6:05 AM UTC in Mechanized novelty toys?
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2018-02-26 at 6:04 AM UTC in can someone explain soylent to me?I think its like
.. protein powder but for people that don't work out
.. 'ensure' for people that aren't advanced age
whats it made out of anyway, ground-up cricket meat? -
2018-02-26 at 5:49 AM UTC in Mechanized novelty toys?I used my last bit of drinking water to make a small pot of coffee. Unfortunately my legendary Jack coffee cup let out it's last holler and exited this world
filmed it and uploaded to utube PERSONAL FOOTAGE BELOW
I tried to get it on video but the coffee was wicking into the cardboard fast enough you could observe the stain growing - it was mesmerizing but my shaky footage didn't capture it so well.
Other inspiration: lava lamps, pinball machines, aquariums, oil/water toys , the incredible machine game ( one of the first computer games I played - it was on my parents first computer when I was a lad anyone else played this?
I have had a hint of this idea in the past but I developed it a bit more: Something like a lava lamp / the oil toys but with more mechanization. It will probably operate based on some kind of input and the most obvious input I can think of now is behaving as a reaction to a musical input - like windows media player or PS1 music visualizations.
I'm trying to pin it down a bit more so I can sketch it but so far I envision something sort of "desktop" sized , and built in a "old west" or "steam punk" style enclosure . Like unpainted sheet steel and brass fasteners etc and large viewing window(s), maybe wooden trim / feet etc. Inside I envision some lava lamp enviroment's but pumping the hot risen wax to different areas to watch it do other things. Some rube goldberg stuff going on inside..
Thoughts / feedback? If this becomes my million dollar idea keep in mind that I am not cutting anyone in so all your thoughts may be used for my profit with no compensation for you. -
2018-02-26 at 5:05 AM UTC in all new improved college professorim reinventing myself a whiole lot and so far i decided my plan is
1 - dont even be a butthead
2 - as rest stop puts it , "mellow the harsh"
3 - be cooler and do more stuff
questions? -
2018-02-26 at 4:58 AM UTC in trader joe's smoked ghost chili pepper grinderim scared for my asshole to try ghost pappers . so it just adds heat and not flavor??
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2018-02-26 at 4:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.i will ask again whati s the opposite of harshing my mello
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2018-02-26 at 3:36 AM UTC in My Cock Ring's Vibrator Only Works When Holding It Down Now
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2018-02-26 at 3:15 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.i tink what you where tryin to say was that
Originally posted by Lanny A few weeks ago I found some text file I started as a trip log from like a year prior. One of the entries was "part of growing up is not listening to homework edits anymore", I have no idea what I was trying to say with that.
omg its like you were second guessing urself and changing your work becuz of it!???
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can someone tell me how you would say the the opposite of 'harshing your melllow' ? -
2018-02-25 at 3:31 PM UTC in the solidest dude in these parts..this is the sogn i was listenign to that reminded me of the realest nigga tat i crossed paths with , aka mashler
edit : if it wasnt clear mash was the man in the video telling his story
