2018-04-26 at 12:05 AM UTC
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Nigggasin.thekitchen
i want to learn to blow fire and also i want a jetpack and a racecar
then u cant ceep ur faccs straight cause they were a lie the hole time
n0t that i know what that word means
now wach me wip, wip, now watch me nae nae!!!!!!!
2018-04-25 at 11:59 PM UTC
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saving big money on salt
zanicks trying to get rich by sending me an affiliate link - pushing off his inferior salts you couldnt make this shit up i swear
mortan salt? more like MORON SALT
now wach me wip wip now wach me nay nay!!!!!
its actually supposed to be pronounced like there shit doesnt stink like did you even go to school and learn to cipher?
and plus poo smells bad dont believe me go smell ur toilet room after someone takes a mondo
smdh
2018-04-25 at 11:48 PM UTC
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Nigggasin.thekitchen
some people put it in there mouth and blow fire balls i wonder if sometiems they drink it for fun cuz it smells good like when you pump gas and the fumes leak out except for some states that now suction the fumes and hide them somewhere
well i guess its true what they say theres no free lunch and no free smells
what is the world coming to smdh
2018-04-25 at 11:46 PM UTC
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starting a bear farm
what if swim built a cool ass ranch with electric bob wire fence like on juranus park and jeeps that drive on rails
and then you just feed them cheap food like road kill or ur table scraps or dead fish from the salton sea etc
bear becomes big then you let trophy hunters go chase them and fatally kill them with a rifle
at that point you shake his hand and take his foto for social media and giveh im a giant check like when you win the lotto but its a negative check because it is his bill for the privelege.
anyway then you sell the meat for bear steaks to a butcher and keep all the fur yourself to make windowshades n car covers n shit.
2018-04-25 at 11:41 PM UTC
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saving big money on salt
i didnt know they make dishwasher salt
they should invent a dish which is made out of salt and when you are done eating off it you just put it in the sink with hot water running , totally disolving the plate which is eco friendlyer than plastic plates
2018-04-25 at 11:38 PM UTC
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saving big money on salt
taking someone elses stuff is not O.K.
make it a hyperlink with the text 867-5309 but when you click it , google voice opens and calls the fonafone
then your speakers go to 200% volume and your computer wont let you turn it down or off
then your room door lock engages and the windows bars fall down
at this point fonaplats also takes total control fo your computer and he starts taunting you
he shreeks at you all because you clicked the link
suddently the hvac turns off and you begin to sweat , the high today is 120 degrees
fonaplat controls ur fate
2018-04-25 at 11:34 PM UTC
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saving big money on salt
i make about -1000 a month give or take 1000
2018-04-25 at 11:31 PM UTC
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saving big money on salt
what if swim went to menards and got an 11% rebate on a bag of road ice-melt salt and then put it in an empty pepper grinder and that way he had cheap salt
2018-04-25 at 11:25 PM UTC
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Nigggasin.thekitchen
can yous also eat kerosene??
2018-04-25 at 11:08 PM UTC
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Nigggasin.thekitchen
linseed oil is edilble? i thought u rubbed it into wood to protect it
