starting a bear farm

1. 2018-04-25 at 11:46 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   what if swim built a cool ass ranch with electric bob wire fence like on juranus park and jeeps that drive on rails
   
   and then you just feed them cheap food like road kill or ur table scraps or dead fish from the salton sea etc
   
   bear becomes big then you let trophy hunters go chase them and fatally kill them with a rifle
   
   at that point you shake his hand and take his foto for social media and giveh im a giant check like when you win the lotto but its a negative check because it is his bill for the privelege.
   
   anyway then you sell the meat for bear steaks to a butcher and keep all the fur yourself to make windowshades n car covers n shit.
2. 2018-04-26 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   oh i forgot to say but also theres the science aspect to it just like in jurasic park how they were building dna cells but on my bear farm we are breeding a line of them to be miniature so they always stay an adorable small-dog size like this;
   
   which will be sold for pets or young meat
   
   kind of like him but cuter and a littlebit more like a labrador or retriever dog becaUSE THOSE are my favorite