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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    im having coffee and tortilla chips+salsa for breakfast again. i want soup or stirfry
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    bump
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you will strain your eyes tho and have to get glasses
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    anyway hes pretty cool and posed for a photo to document our random meetup. i guess its true what they say isnt it, its a small world huh





































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  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by stupid noob holy shit rekt



    It doesn't work that way cunt. Also, I see you are a "health nut" yet are still fat. You know you can eat healthy all you want but you'll still be fat if you have 5 portions every meal, which is probably like 7 a day. Also sitting on your fat ass making posts about squash doesn't count as exercise.

    lmfao at this peg -legged fucker considering himself the epitome of good health . not that i know what that word means

    i swear you couldnt make this shit up

    narc do you need some brighter light bulbs lil bromo?
  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    im in the fecalpussy room
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    settle down, alright?
  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    explain???
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Looks good but I can't make it without running water to clean a blender etc.
  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i never knew anyone by that name, leading me to believe "Karen" is another fabrication by the likes of C"Fake News"NN

    another fake person that never even existed
  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    >swim might want to locate the nearest storm sewer or sanitary sewer
    >swim could break open the side of the pipe
    >swim then carefully(this is key) tunnels his way to the bottom of the lock box
    >swim chips a hole in the bottom of the box(es)
    >swim then uses appropriate sized BAKING PANS to create a false floor for the boxes , and screws them in place
    >swim takes a nap in his tunnel waiting for the sound of delivery truck
    >swim unscrews baking pan false floor and sticks his head into the box opening awaiting delivery person
    >delivery person opens box door
    >swim grabs them by the collar aand shrieks violently at delivery person causing their heart to skip a beat (theretofoore you extended their life so this is actually a patriotic event) and freeze up because they just got totally stunned
    >swim chlorophylls the driver and pulls him into the sewer
    >swim exits through the locker and closes door
    >swim then has a entire truck of packages
    >???
    >PROFIT
  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    (also the verge does some clever fuckery to discourage ripping off their images - imgur fails to rip and rehost the image from url. and right clicking and saving the picture will download an image file that is corrupt. print screend 2 rip )

    https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/24/17261744/amazon-package-delivery-car-trunk-gm-volvo

    awesome idea, using the lock-box that most people already have. pretty creepy though that those cars can be unlocked with a cellphone or similar device.
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah do it.

    ur title should be set to Houston or African Astronaut
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Jerome was nice,

    rip in piece
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by -mal- Give me a new suggestion Luigi?

    Lanny - am I actually going to get one? How do you know when to cut it off.

    Who wants to hang in this thread? I’m currently peeling butternut squash to make my mom and sick Grandma soup.

    I dunno I can't think of anything nice..
  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    are you a girl??
  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Kinkou A few slices of Ezekiel bread, maybe 6 cups of coffee and 5oz or so of orange juice

    and now i remember i bought coffee enhancements yesterday so i can finally make som coffee too.

    im gonna poop so hard
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    just woke up and opened a new tub of hot salsa
  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you washed white stuff out of anus?????

    BUMP!!!!!!
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