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2018-04-25 at 8:50 PM UTC in Nigggasin.thekitchenim having coffee and tortilla chips+salsa for breakfast again. i want soup or stirfry
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2018-04-25 at 8:49 PM UTC in Mail Theftbump
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2018-04-25 at 8:47 PM UTC in Nigggasin.thekitchenyou will strain your eyes tho and have to get glasses
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2018-04-25 at 8:42 PM UTC in i went downtown and 'ran into' lanny. i swear you couldnt make this shit up
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2018-04-25 at 8:37 PM UTC in Nigggasin.thekitchen
Originally posted by stupid noob holy shit rekt
It doesn't work that way cunt. Also, I see you are a "health nut" yet are still fat. You know you can eat healthy all you want but you'll still be fat if you have 5 portions every meal, which is probably like 7 a day. Also sitting on your fat ass making posts about squash doesn't count as exercise.
lmfao at this peg -legged fucker considering himself the epitome of good health . not that i know what that word means
i swear you couldnt make this shit up
narc do you need some brighter light bulbs lil bromo? -
2018-04-25 at 6:37 PM UTC in ATTN: Big Luigiim in the fecalpussy room
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2018-04-25 at 6:26 AM UTC in looking for nice Indiansettle down, alright?
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2018-04-25 at 6:04 AM UTC in looking for nice Indianexplain???
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2018-04-25 at 12:41 AM UTC in Nigggasin.thekitchenLooks good but I can't make it without running water to clean a blender etc.
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2018-04-24 at 10:48 PM UTC in Karen is Caringi never knew anyone by that name, leading me to believe "Karen" is another fabrication by the likes of C"Fake News"NN
another fake person that never even existed -
2018-04-24 at 10:38 PM UTC in Mail Theft>swim might want to locate the nearest storm sewer or sanitary sewer
>swim could break open the side of the pipe
>swim then carefully(this is key) tunnels his way to the bottom of the lock box
>swim chips a hole in the bottom of the box(es)
>swim then uses appropriate sized BAKING PANS to create a false floor for the boxes , and screws them in place
>swim takes a nap in his tunnel waiting for the sound of delivery truck
>swim unscrews baking pan false floor and sticks his head into the box opening awaiting delivery person
>delivery person opens box door
>swim grabs them by the collar aand shrieks violently at delivery person causing their heart to skip a beat (theretofoore you extended their life so this is actually a patriotic event) and freeze up because they just got totally stunned
>swim chlorophylls the driver and pulls him into the sewer
>swim exits through the locker and closes door
>swim then has a entire truck of packages
>???
>PROFIT -
2018-04-24 at 9:58 PM UTC in Amazon to Start Offering In-Car Deliveries
(also the verge does some clever fuckery to discourage ripping off their images - imgur fails to rip and rehost the image from url. and right clicking and saving the picture will download an image file that is corrupt. print screend 2 rip )
https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/24/17261744/amazon-package-delivery-car-trunk-gm-volvo
awesome idea, using the lock-box that most people already have. pretty creepy though that those cars can be unlocked with a cellphone or similar device. -
2018-04-24 at 9:40 PM UTC in Policemen organize truck-drivers to cuck suicidal man :D
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2018-04-24 at 9:30 PM UTC in Can a Negress Get a Custom User Title?yeah do it.
ur title should be set to Houston or African Astronaut -
2018-04-24 at 9:26 PM UTC in This forum has too many women now.Jerome was nice,
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2018-04-24 at 9:20 PM UTC in Can a Negress Get a Custom User Title?
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2018-04-24 at 8:27 PM UTC in Enemas?are you a girl??
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2018-04-24 at 8:26 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?
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2018-04-24 at 8:26 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?just woke up and opened a new tub of hot salsa
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2018-04-24 at 8:18 PM UTC in Enemas?you washed white stuff out of anus?????
BUMP!!!!!!