Yeah I know. Went back to disposable BICs since that. Get a half-bath for guests or don't invite losers over to ur house. His sister told me a few months ago he was getting married
he was my friend since highschool , something of a compulsive liar which i didn't really care because it never affected me and it was usually funny.
anyway we got drunk at my apartment with another friend and he said some girl he liked called him and he needed to send her a dick pic or something stupid like that, so he went to the bathroom on the phone which was weird.
I fell asleep in a chair, but the next morning he was gone and my really nice razor was out in the bathroom with a bunch of pubes on it. i was like what the fuc and messaged him a amazon link to the razor and said buy me a new one you dumb ass ( it was like 70 bucks or something ) and he was like hurr i didn't do anything with ur razor. anyway eventually he said he didn't have the money.
who the fuck uses someone elses razor?? ive done some stupid weird stuff but not like that.
i wrote him off and fooled around with his little sister a couple times but never got it in, she is pretty nice.
I would want to be put into a human-cannon and launched into the face of a canyon, and have my friend Cameron capture the fun on his DSLR Canon™. Then he could ride home on his 3-wheeler Can-Am™. His wife's name is Anne, he would probably ask "can umm, can Anne come?"
