Attn Fona-friends! Spaceship "Future" sails for Her-Anus (soon) and I need help.

1. 2018-05-07 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Come on Mal… I expect good advice from you.
   You are an educated black woman.
   Should I buy her a present or throw her into a thorn bush?
   Help!
   Please!

   
   
   Don’t buy her a present on the first date. Either go to dinner or take her to one of your favorite places to be outside and pick up food from a good restaurant. Be yourself. Don’t tell her about any of the transablism and rape fantasies. And work with a therapist to get over those and try to date mentally stable women.
   
   That’s my advice.
2. 2018-05-07 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -mal- Don’t buy her a present on the first date. Either go to dinner or take her to one of your favorite places to be outside and pick up food from a good restaurant. Be yourself. Don’t tell her about any of the transablism and rape fantasies. And work with a therapist to get over those and try to date mentally stable women.
   
   That’s my advice.

   
   I have dreams and I can not help who I am. You of all people should respect that.
   Do you even know who Martin Luther King was?
3. 2018-05-07 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I have dreams and I can not help who I am. You of all people should respect that.
   Do you even know who Martin Luther King was?

   
   I’m not black fona.
4. 2018-05-07 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -mal- I’m not black fona.

   
   WTF! Why you throwing the race card out like that? MLK's teachings are not just for black people.
   MLK is an American.
   He is my brother.
   He is our brother.
   How you gonna do a brotha like that?
5. 2018-05-07 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #25
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   put a wuppy cushion under her chair and put itching powder down her shirt
   
6. 2018-05-07 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #26
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   put disappearing ink all over her pants then offer her a exploding cigarette. if she doesnt have a light let her use ur electri-shock prank lighter
7. 2018-05-07 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #27
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   pull a silver dollar out from behind her ear then make it vanish in ur hands then pull her nose off
8. 2018-05-07 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -mal- I’m not black fona.

   
   What dat got to do wit it huh? You tryin to look for trouble? U better sho respek, or ull be on the outside lookin' in
9. 2018-05-07 at 3:34 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Slaynk What dat got to do wit it huh? You tryin to look for trouble? U better sho respek, or ull be on the outside lookin' in

   
   Slaynk in the house!
10. 2018-05-07 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Slaynk in the house!

    
    Detroit nigga, nawdum sain? Shit, take the money and run Willy. Motown.
11. 2018-05-07 at 5:33 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Slaynk What dat got to do wit it huh? You tryin to look for trouble? U better sho respek, or ull be on the outside lookin' in

    
    No it just seemed he though that. And my thread about getting a user title I called myself a negress but only because I thought as a community we were space niggas so I thought that made me a negress. But usually I don't say these words I just didn't even know how else to approach it.
12. 2018-05-07 at 5:34 AM UTC

    #32
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^ur just a space shit head
13. 2018-05-07 at 5:35 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^ur just a space shit head

    
    Good one! I must suicide now. hahahah. Wheeee!
14. 2018-05-07 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- Good one! I must suicide now. hahahah. Wheeee!

    
    If u gon chill wit da fukkas, you got 2 b a reel nigger. No lackin, cauz we iz trill niggers n space nawdum tokkin bout. Sheee-it, I'm shady arnez, aka young shift
    
    Since nineteen bundy three ho. So there's a lot more to it but say, but we ain playing no mothafucking games. Cauz we rollin petty nigga rick flair
15. 2018-05-07 at 3:11 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Slaynk If u gon chill wit da fukkas, you got 2 b a reel nigger. No lackin, cauz we iz trill niggers n space nawdum tokkin bout. Sheee-it, I'm shady arnez, aka young shift
    
    Since nineteen bundy three ho. So there's a lot more to it but say, but we ain playing no mothafucking games. Cauz we rollin petty nigga rick flair

    
    I think I can hang. Idk...