Posts by A College Professor

1. 2018-05-20 at 2:16 AM UTC in I told you it's war now
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   ARE SRS?
2. 2018-05-20 at 1:57 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING This guy is a fuckin idiot.

   
   is that shit-talking?
3. 2018-05-19 at 11:39 PM UTC in The earths rotation is slowly slowng down... what are we gonna do about it?
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   obv. the buildings are gonna have really badass super secure parking structures where I will keep my armor cars
4. 2018-05-19 at 11:34 PM UTC in The earths rotation is slowly slowng down... what are we gonna do about it?
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   ima let all the bandwagoners flee to the moon and ill chill on earth. probably get a couple cool skywalk connected buildings downtown and make them my forts and ill grow cabbage and raise chickens on the roof.
5. 2018-05-19 at 11:21 PM UTC in We should try to cut down on saying the N-word on this site.
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   obama was cool and chill even if he is kinda racist about white peple
6. 2018-05-19 at 11:20 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   2 can chefboy ardee ( EAT IT OUT OF THE CAN ) , one tuna packer of start kiss h0t buffaloes, salty pecan nuts, a lot of warter
7. 2018-05-19 at 11:11 PM UTC in We should try to cut down on saying the N-word on this site.
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   we arent saying that word anymore!
8. 2018-05-19 at 10:58 PM UTC in Is Lil Sporty using newtotse.com as a backup?
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
9. 2018-05-19 at 10:17 PM UTC in Fonaplats' Saprophagous Saturday
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   wat is grapics chip
10. 2018-05-19 at 10:03 PM UTC in Is Lil Sporty using newtotse.com as a backup?
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
11. 2018-05-19 at 9:25 PM UTC in Belief in Free Speech associated with intelligence.
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
12. 2018-05-19 at 9:05 PM UTC in Secret way to find retro windows games already installed on your machine
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
13. 2018-05-19 at 9:05 PM UTC in Secret way to find retro windows games already installed on your machine
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Start>run>minesweeper *return key*
    
    
    thx me later nigga
14. 2018-05-19 at 8:44 PM UTC in Anyone up for vocaroos this morning?
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp!
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
    
15. 2018-05-19 at 8:38 PM UTC in watching fonaplads setup his new comptuer!
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! UPDATE: It didn't power up, apparently you have to connect the power cord!!!
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
    
16. 2018-05-19 at 8:37 PM UTC in watching fonaplads setup his new comptuer!
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! Fona is about to hit the power button for the very first time!
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
    
17. 2018-05-19 at 8:35 PM UTC in When being a tech worker...
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! Explain yourself to Bixby!
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
    
18. 2018-05-19 at 8:34 PM UTC in watching fonaplads setup his new comptuer!
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! New fonacomp! I am so happy for fonaplats!!!
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
    
19. 2018-05-19 at 8:33 PM UTC in How to spam like A College Professor
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! You are my teachers so any criticism of me reflects a fault of yours!
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
    
20. 2018-05-19 at 8:31 PM UTC in How to spam like A College Professor
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! In general, you may transport as much as 119 gallons of auxiliary gasoline in the USA without having special commercial driver/hazmat training!
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***