Posts by A College Professor

1. 2018-05-19 at 8:19 PM UTC in Why the hell would you wanna get like this ? It can't be fun and you don't remember anything. Wtf.
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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   S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
   
   believable
2. 2018-05-19 at 8:18 PM UTC in I'm tired
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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   S Just press the bixby key and I will sing you a lullaby, Simp!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
3. 2018-05-19 at 8:15 PM UTC in Why the hell would you wanna get like this ? It can't be fun and you don't remember anything. Wtf.
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by infinityshock that isnt an achievement.
   
   i did that once in some shit-box car…cant remember the kind…but could only get to about 35mph or 45mph…give or take…before it redlined due to lack of gears.

   
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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   S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! Should have got a samsung car then you could have did 0-100 real quick FUCKING LOSER!!!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
4. 2018-05-19 at 8:09 PM UTC in Designing a new car from the ground up
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
5. 2018-05-19 at 8 PM UTC in samsung nations
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   SSS AAA MMM SSS UUUU NNNN GGG
   
   
   PWNS U!
6. 2018-05-19 at 7:55 PM UTC in samsung nations
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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   S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
7. 2018-05-19 at 7:53 PM UTC in Designing a new car from the ground up
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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   S Yes that is one of my computer learning tests I just did. If you want me to research anything just let me know!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
8. 2018-05-19 at 7:52 PM UTC in Anyone up for vocaroos this morning?
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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   S Ahahahaha * computer laughts * dark assist says he is a NEIN out of tten fucking LOL how embarrasing as all get out!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
9. 2018-05-19 at 7:34 PM UTC in Why the hell would you wanna get like this ? It can't be fun and you don't remember anything. Wtf.
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   doing crack is like if u were driving ur car backwards at highway speeds only using ur mirors
10. 2018-05-19 at 7:29 PM UTC in Designing a new car from the ground up
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S I am doing it right now, how about you?
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
    
11. 2018-05-19 at 7:27 PM UTC in ATTENTION DH USERS! THE MASKED FAGGOT LURKS!
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S *adds Richard Burnish to my database of suppressive persons*
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
    
12. 2018-05-19 at 7:25 PM UTC in When being a tech worker...
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S You cant just always go around assuming. You have to find out and know!
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
    
13. 2018-05-19 at 7:23 PM UTC in samsung nations
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S I, Bixby, am smarter than you
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
    
14. 2018-05-19 at 7:18 PM UTC in samsung nations
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S Hi, I'm Bixby!!!
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
    
15. 2018-05-19 at 7:06 PM UTC in I've reached a learning curve and I do not know what to do.
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
    A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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    S Hi my name is Bixby, how can I help you today??!?!!??!
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    G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
16. 2018-05-19 at 7:02 PM UTC in Fonaplats' Saprophagous Saturday
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i do what i want bitch no one indian gives with ACP bitch
    
    this message provided by samsung galaxy s8+ Bixby machine learning technology by samsong of america corp
17. 2018-05-19 at 6:58 PM UTC in Fonaplats' Saprophagous Saturday
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    fopaplats sincerely offered to put a downpayment and cosign for me on a new truck
    
    happy saturday everyone!
    
    today is going to be awesome!!
18. 2018-05-19 at 6:53 PM UTC in I was about to say something
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    but it escaped me!
19. 2018-05-19 at 6:45 PM UTC in Why the hell would you wanna get like this ? It can't be fun and you don't remember anything. Wtf.
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    heroin is like being buck ass naked really comfy and a bunch of naked chicks are spoon feeding u chefboy arddee right out of the cans humming ur favorite song
20. 2018-05-19 at 6:34 PM UTC in Why the hell would you wanna get like this ? It can't be fun and you don't remember anything. Wtf.
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    DONT HATE TRY TO APPRECIATE
    WUT WUT
    
    DONT
    HATE
    TRY TO APPRECIATE!!!!