watching fonaplads setup his new comptuer!

1. 2018-05-19 at 8:34 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
   M
   S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! New fonacomp! I am so happy for fonaplats!!!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
2. 2018-05-19 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #2
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
   M
   S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! Fona is about to hit the power button for the very first time!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
3. 2018-05-19 at 8:38 PM UTC

   #3
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
   M
   S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! UPDATE: It didn't power up, apparently you have to connect the power cord!!!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
4. 2018-05-19 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nice
5. 2018-05-19 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #5
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   Delicious