2023-04-01 at 7:29 PM UTC
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Pics of kafka?
some of you guys just dessert dont deserve to see her
2023-04-01 at 7:06 PM UTC
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acidentially bit my tongue
i looked in the mirror and its literary bleeding a little bit im not sure if i sdhould put a bandaid on it , i dont want food trash to get into it
2023-04-01 at 3:20 AM UTC
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eating suss fish
oh believe me, im gonna get big and cuss them out
2023-04-01 at 3:07 AM UTC
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eating suss fish
i got frozen vacuum sealed tuna and salmon in the mail, the paper says there shouldnt be any air in the pouches but literary the package showed up a day late and theres air in most of them and most of the dry ice was gone.
litarary i think theyre gonna refund it but it still felt pretty frozen cause the fish doesnt bend. should i throw it away or cook it? literary i wanted to just sear the tuna but maybe if i cook it all the way i wont get the runs
it was a good show it started with a fonaplants vibe and then when you did the rosh voice i knew this program was one for the ages.
I want this to be played at my funeral💚💚
i just use hot water and my hands because water is literary a solvent it gets you clean
i feel like it works good but ive also been told i look like a wet rat so who really knows man
It happens all the time, no big deal, except we weren't allowed to stretch the hose over the customer's car to the far side for fear of scratching it. I explained the problem and asked them to turn around.
They pulled ahead past the pump island, turned the car around, and came down the opposite side of the island… so the gas cap was still on the side opposite the pumps. I explained the problem again in a little more detail, and asked them to turn around again but to come back to this side of the island, so THAT side of the car would be next to the pumps.
2023-03-27 at 4:30 AM UTC
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my strange addiction
its internet shopping i literary cant stop ordering frying pans and spongebob stickers and screwdrivers
my boomer friend always shows me tiktoks
2023-03-27 at 4:25 AM UTC
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I'll be 40 soon.
reminds me of the job at the soler panel factory and how i had my midlife crisis at 25, so turning thirty wasnt that big of a deal for me but what can i say you win some you lose some now as far as becoming 40 i dont know ill crost that bridge when i get to it you feel me.
for me when i became an older man at thirty i had to cut way back on the brews because literary i get hella bad hangovers and being a older alcoholic man isnt very cool so now i chilled way down the last few weeks.
how many friends do you have they say that intelligent people have less friends , i guess cause they get high on there own shit
2023-03-27 at 3:45 AM UTC
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I have $250k
i feel you bruther i still have to five X my moonpops before i rollover into funguse's token
2023-03-26 at 7:34 PM UTC
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Sandbox Thread
oink, OINKKKKKK
building a neighborhood litterbox hell yeah bruther hold my beer while i watch the flipper house
in CALI if someone gets in your face its considered a hostile act which means legally you can escalate things like ripping there nipple or tripping them , but not pulling out a gun or anything like that
2023-03-26 at 1:32 AM UTC
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My wife is gone 😨
Girly you need to make a cook book..I would order that..love everything u cook..I wish I was in ur kitchen when u cook just to smell the greatnesses 😊
i dunno but i just got a new ballstratcher, GOODBYE TITE SACK!
2 years ago I was detoxing off a 10 year pain pill and heroin addiction. Weeks of almost no sleep, cold sweats, vomiting, shakes. This song was playing constantly as I would lay there shaking in a dark room, on a dirty mattress, just me alone with the hell inside my head. Was certain my life was over and that better days may never come. Eventually better days did come and every time I hear this song it reminds me of how bad off I was and that even when you are 100% certain you are just a hopeless case, you are wrong and anyone can come back into the light.
