The winner will get GheeGhee from here to infinity, and is entitled to be her companion and also will be THE BENEFACTOR of those sweet-sweet refugeebux.
Id rather be a forest than a street.
Holly came from Miami FLA, Candy came from out on the island, Little-Joe never once gave it away, SUGAR-PLUM-FAIRY came and hit the streets, Jackie is just speeding away,
doot doo doot, dadooot DOOOT DOOT DOOOT
I will open the bidding by offering 1000 dollars, Oirish, for the title to the officer's daughter. she can stay in my cats room box her up like a beloved pet and put her on the next flight 🍀Aer Lingus🍀 heard
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
My mother in laws stupid hannukah party If it was just mny christian family it would be okay but for the last several years my transgender girlfriends jedi mother has been inviting all these hebrews from their church to meet while singing hannukah songs. Now "Christmas" at my mother in laws is trying to squeeze by rabbis spinning dreidels to get to some latkes that a morbidly obese ashkenazi woman is complaining about not being kosher enough for her pie hole. TBH I would rather stay home but my girlfriend called me "a nazi" for suggesting that so today we are going and when my girlfriend starts jediing out over the terribly uncomfortable atmosphere I'm going to stick her in the oven and cook her like a roast turkey and serve her to the entire dinner party and then claim to the media she was sacrificed to Moses by radical hebrews in the name of good will to the genocide of moslems on christmas, Oy Vey!
i ordered a smorgasboard from Paneras Bread Co and had it delivered well THIS IS WHERE THE STORY GOES SOUR..
They literarlly did not toast my bagels as requested, they did not give me the 2 bags of chips which were my side for the sandwich and the soup ( or any substitution ), they did not give me utensils as requested, they did not give me the two muffins i ordered ( probably ran out ) so they substituted one scone for two muffins that is not an even trade im telling u right now.
literary im ataken back right now! but yeah man pretty much, delivery food is a huge racket here, most places for delivery do *Mark-up the entire menu for online/delivery orders *Technology fee for online/delivery orders *Supplemental delivery fee ( yet they tell you it doesnt go to the driver ) * and then you tip the driver
and its usually hella slower than just driving there and back youreself which doesnt make any sense because there could already be a doordash gont right over by the restaurant but im telling u that IRL it doesnt work that wahy its literary faster, cheaper, and you akshually get what you ordered, to put on youre pants and go youreself.
im taking a stand i will be calling the CEOs office to demand he puts on his personal-tutu and drives a bagel toaster and my missing chippeys over TODAY or theres going to be a problem
i went a cupple months ago im pretty sure theyre latest and greatest is 2 rescue-kisses followed by 30 thrusts
yeah i try not to use anti bacteriums and alcohol and poison because im an electric being . ive never fooled around with the stuff i just use hot water and soap if theres dirt
so ive decided for the time bing that im going to continue with the burrito-bandage. i will continue to monitor and assess and rotate the burrito every so often and occasionally take it off for airflow .
for all intensive purposes im going to skip tje superglue for now just incase the gape festers i dont want the fester glued-in. ill see how it looks tomorrow if its all cope-a-cetic ill consider spraying my nuck with hot water and then dabbing it dry and super gluing it
it actually closed up pretty good being supported with 360 degrees within the confines of the burrito . it just sucks cause its hard to type good and its my jacking off hand too but i digressed
if it stays on good when i sleep ill be a happy camper if not ill check into making a coffee and honey poultist and putting on a butterfly wrap which i can get from my connect at the drugstore I HAVE A GUY FOR THAT
shid i didnt really want to get out again today for butterfly strips but i guess youre right. i dont have any access to period-blood but i do have some old honey thats all crystallized up i can heat it to melt it back into gloop and make a poultiuce heard
that sounds like a good idea but i cant immobilize my finger for a week . idk what a butterfly slip is i only have paper trowels and electric tape and superglu
im nervous to glur the germs in but it would be nice to keep my knuckelPussy from gaping out hurd
i spayed it with hot water (which hurt like the Dickens ) and made a Burrito Bandage
i like sardines ive only had the grocery store kind .
when the Great Catastropje of 2020 was starting I tried to order some luxury sardines online but everybody else was also wigging out and ordering canned fish and BERKELEY water enhancements so all that shit got hella delayed and i canceled it. TEAOATWALKIE!!!
anyway like a said i was ordering them from i think Portugal or Argentina after watching these vids
SKIP TO 8:13 IF YOIU DONT WANT TO SEE THE PROCESSA AND YOU JUSAT WANT TO jack off to a woman eating high quality sardines
