its a great city i got my passport there. and someone tried to sell me a dirty coffee-maker ( which i did not want ) so they tried for the next best thing and ask if i wanted to go to the wholefoods bathroom to get high ( i think they meant with meth )
which reminds me of ANUTHA TING, why is there lots of classic rock songs about cocaine on the radio all the time, yet theres never any great songs about doing meth on the radio. how does that make ANY sense??
like a said, i have piece of concrete that goes from the street up to the garage ( thats a carriage house, for you yanks).
a little backstory, someone has been flushing way too many baby wipes and grease down there pipes ( side note:I DO NOT KNOW WHO IS DOING THIS, I DO NOT FLUSH THEM , SERIOUSLY , so all are stuffs been draining down like shit. well come to find out, LADWP closed down are street to open the manhole and do a fix on the city's toilet-pipe due to all the trauama its been thru lately and all the blockages.
moving foreward : im coming home and my neighbors driving under the speed limit so im right on his fucking ass, and he turns down our street and im in hot pursuit which then right passed my piece of concrete they had road triangles up closing down the street due to the pipe job the city was doing. so he goes SLOWWER and i just want to get home , well anyway he cant get passed cause of the road triangles so he literary slowly drives onto my piece of concrete and then slowly reverses back and turns his tires
and low and behold i witnessed where his all terrain tires literally left black scuffs on the concrete becuase he turned his rubber right around on my concrete! i was livid and i looked at him and threw my hands up in despair and he just looked confused and drove around the block to get to his piece of concrete. WHICH HE COULD OF JUST WENT THAT WAY IN THE FIRST PLACE INSTEAD OF INCROACHING ON MY SPOT
granted i dont have a whole-home surveillance system but my neighbor acrossed the road has a doording camera and im looking to consult with a local attorney-at-law and hopefully get the film suoupeanead to see if it shows the evidence of what he did.
do you guys think i have a case and im also calling over three concrete specialists to get quotations ( im not hiring any of them but i want free quote and i alwayus heard to get at least three people to come over to youre job, for free, to look at it and tell you what they think )
im at my wits end and honesty at this point im just taken aback
Originally posted by Third Temple
not with my heart. You have to carry 45 pounds 100 yards in front of you at hip level. I would of had 0 problem with this just 4 or 5 years ago but I doubt I could do it now. doesn't sound like shit but another thing you have to do is get sprayed in the face with mace and pepper spray.
hope you're down with that shit. lots of training with batons getting hit and having to endure that shit. normally i would find that comical as fuck since I grew up with all older brothers with "Watch the wall" and hitting each others with the edge of spatulas and or rolling pens on the arms, and hands and knuckles.
but yeah.. Im almost 60 with issues. was actually considering this in 2015-2016
45 pounds isnt that much as im a strapping older man. if thats all i have to do is spray someone with pepper spray and carry a pile of bricks 100 yards i 'have this in the bag' heard. want to go training with me ill be like an instructor sargeant and yell at you while yo ucarry the bricks and ill blast you with pepper spray in preperation for theyre test.
they call it the TRAIL OF TEARS, a final climactic event which determines if you make it or break it or just let it slip
Originally posted by infinityshock
i want to be a guard in a womens prison
sounds fun but probably too easy because they wont even cause that much trouble, and if they do all you do is ask them what the HELL is going on and they start crying and spill the beans, put em on lockdown and theyll apologize the next day.
all in all i wouldnt blame you for doing it as a older man. you wouldnt even have to pepper spray them i bet
wanna be a gaurd with me, if we refer eachother through the jail-recruiter, go through the same platoone and successfully compete 3 month in the cells block.. we can each get bonus-cash. also we get to write peer evaluations so if we go on together we can write up good rapports for eachother and no one will care if we do bad because we have eachothers backs and i said you did a good job, u say i did a good job etc etc
Been struggling as an armature magacian to make ends meet , i know a lot of tricks but im just not booking enough gigs these days and honestly while it is a passion of mine i have to be practical too and know when to shift gears, this is my comeback. The local prison is hiring jail-cops and honesty it appeals to me because i would get issued official green tuck-in shirts and army pants, and get to punish all the cons and yell at them to sit up straight, I SAID SIT STRAIGHT!! and a walky talky and pepperspray ,for tactical use
ive seen on some shows like REAL CRIME, too, that its usually pretty easy because you can just go in the control room and read magazines most of the time after you make the cons shutup and go to there room
who here has been a jail gaurd and what did you like most about it. also bonus points for anyone that had a con get lippy and how you handled the situation and came out on top too
basically, this. he gets paid from taxes so why would he pay taxes and make a big money circle that never ends where BANK OF AMERICA gives him money and he takes it back to bank of AMERICAS AND SAYS HERES WHAT I OWE FOR MY TAX and they say okay and then as soon as he gets home they call him like hey we got some money to pay you and HE GOES BACK TO BANK OF AMERICA and gets paid and goes home and then goes back to bank of AMERICA and
OK you peglegged neocon bastarde-carborundum, who got pegged at the cracker barrel
Fucker Guy who was interdicted by KFC security after infiltrating kitchen ,wearing a trench coat like a Latina version of inspector-gadget and was apprehended while trying to siphon the Colonel's gravy into a repurposed colostomy bag (overfunded HSA account )
you never insult a mans computer system especially when it has as many bits as were talking about. and if you were a real man you would know that but youre not (because your a woman )heard
next time you try to fuck with the best use a moist serviette first to whype all the gravy off youre face or no one will take you serious
